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When you go to the haunted
house at Camden Park...

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<i>You don't know
what will happen.</i>

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<i>Camden Park!</i>

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National Retail Federation
does a poll

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and they say
21% of the people,

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that's 30
million people a year,

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are gonna go to
haunted houses.

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For a actor
in a haunted house

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there is no bigger rush
than getting a great scare.

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And it could be the biggest,
baddest guy in class that comes through

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that you give that to.

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One year, I think they had,
like, close to 1,200 scare-outs,

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where people walk in the door
and halfway through they said,

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"I can't do this anymore,
I'm out, I want out."

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Oh...!

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- I love Halloween.
- Really?

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If I can get you to scream,
then I feel great.

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Yeah, I've heard rumors of
people doing things like that.

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Yeah.
- Supposedly hiring, you know, actual...

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You know, murderers or something
to work in their haunts.

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Things like that,
it's all talk sometimes.

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There really is. I'll show you.
Inside the house,

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there's real human remains

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inside the haunted house.

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Some of the actors that we have are,
they're pretty far out there.

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Would it surprise me
if something happened?

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No.

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<i>A Missouri house of horror
became a reality.</i>

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<i>Police report
that a 17-year-old employee...</i>

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<i>The owner said customers</i>

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<i>walked by her thinking
it was part of the show.</i>

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I do not want you
all filming in here.

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<i>Tonight a 28-year-old
registered sex-offender</i>

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<i>was arrested
at his work place,</i>

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<i>a Halloween haunted house.</i>

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<i>There was a scare
actor that was employed,</i>

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<i>slashed his
whole damn family...</i>

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<i>Father and mother and sister,</i>

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<i>in real life.</i>

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Get her in the trunk.

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This place is great.

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- Dude!
- What's up, man?

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Good to see you.

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Hi!

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What's up, brother?

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How you all been?

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- Bobby?
- Yes.

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Mike,
You've already taken over?

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How do you feel that I...

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How do you drop five
minutes in the trip?

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How do you feel about me being
the better looking brother?

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- Zack?
- Yo.

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- What's up?
- If he's with us on this trip I will kill myself.

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Tell me about yourself
and what are we doing?

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Zack, I'm talking to you.

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I think
she's transfixed by Jeff.

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You want my name?
My name is Zack.

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You've known me
for 20 years, Mikey.

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We've rented an RV.
We're going across...

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Well, the point is
I want to find the most

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extreme haunted house
in the world.

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Lady's gonna teach
him how to line dance.

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- Congratu-fucking-lations.
- Hey, hey, hey.

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Tell me about you, Brandy.
- Uh...

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My name is Brandy
Catherine Shaefer.

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Jeffery Bernard Larson.

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Jeffery Bernard Larson.
Remember that.

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All right, Bobby.

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You're my big brother.

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I'm the one who
went to film school,

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so I deserve to carry
this camera for a bit.

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- You didn't graduate.

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Did you?

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This is
where I wanna go.

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Yeah, but this is just a clip
of a girl being strapped.

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Did you watch the video?

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No.

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You're not gonna like it.

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I'm pretty sure it's not that scary
if it's on the World Wide Web.

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Mike,
so you're down now?

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Yeah, I'm in, man,
like they said there...

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I've heard people talk about
the ones that in New York,

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they zip tie you to a chair...
Stop it.

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Bags over the head, that kind of thing.
That's a different story.

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It's just like the movies, it's like...
It's the same thing.

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It's changed.
Jaycees haunted house is in the '60s.

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You walk around and guys
jumped out and said, "Boo."

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That doesn't cut it anymore.

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When you were little,
going through haunted houses

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you didn't know if it
was real or not, right?

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That element, what that feels like,
I wanna find it again.

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Be on time to the RV.

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Everyone's looking at Mikey.

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I was staring in this direction.
Be on time.

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All right. Cheers!

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Happy Halloween!

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First night to
the haunted house.

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Put me down.

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What are you guys up to?

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We're going to as many houses
as we can all across America.

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Where
the hell did you get that?

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Motherfucker!

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Is there anything
that's even scared you?

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I remember a haunt I went to
probably three, four years ago.

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There was a guy on the floor,
he was munching his teeth at me.

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And I looked at him and he
had entrails behind him.

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So he was a paraplegic
they hired.

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He was real fast on his hands
and I thought that was the most

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scariest thing I've ever seen.

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So how do you find people?

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A lot of people
are word of mouth

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and a lot of people have
worked for us for many years,

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and they bring their friends

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and then we also put
ads in the Greensheet

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and the local newspapers.

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And we try to
recruit that way too.

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Do you do like a background
check on people?

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You know currently we
do not do a background check.

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But we're looking into
doing that in future.

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- Fuck, bro!
- Come on man.

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What the fuck
are you doing here?

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Why didn't you just call me?

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What are you doing here?

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I went out last night.
Had a good time.

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Then I came here on time.

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You've never been on time for
a fucking thing in your life.

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Now I'm on time
'cause I was here hours before.

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Just be quiet.

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Why do I need to be quiet?

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I need you serious,
from here on out.

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Gonna be serious from...
In about a minute from now.

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Why in a minute?

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Say hi.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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High-five?

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Why is it upside down now?

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Flip it.

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We gotta get some
fucking food, man.

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I want coffee.

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- Morning.

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Ladies.

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What's up, son?

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- Hi!
- Haunted houses.

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How are you
already here?

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You told the bartender,
the cab driver,

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the guy behind the hotel...

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We're all going on
a road trip. Who cares?

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Yeah. Road trip.

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And then, dude, and then
you got a fucking pumpkin

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and tried to stick
your dick in it.

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Yeah. You did
a little <i>American Pie,</i>

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Halloween's style.

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Zack, I want to be there to help you
out on this situation but you did.

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- I'm sorry, I have rolling...
- Zack's version...

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But I doubt that I did that.

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Yo pumpkin pie.

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How're you feeling today?

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Like angels and sunbeams
and unicorns.

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- You look it.

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Just check it out.
I got part of the fridge

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that's just gonna be
Jeff's healthy stuff.

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All right,
so you guys know.

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You're an idiot.

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I will eat of your healthy stuff for the
whole trip in one night after drinking.

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Why do you need
seven cameras?

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Why? 'Cause I
wanna document it all.

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You ready to go? All right, let's go
to it. All right team on three. Boom!

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- Jeff, Jeff.
- What?

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You're never ever gonna get laid
if you do things like that.

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- You excited?

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I'm excited.
These are always...

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I never know what
I'm getting myself into

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when we start off,

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but I always have
a good time by the end of it.

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So I'm definitely excited.

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Zack said you
were a little nervous.

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I know I tend to be jumpy

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as a person, so...

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Couple that with
the fact that I haven't

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been to a haunted house
in probably...

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I don't even know how many years,
since I was eight or nine.

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I kinda don't really
know how I'm gonna react

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or what it's
gonna be like or...

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I think haunts
have come a long way.

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...since you were
eight or nine years old.

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See, as long as you give me
that in the houses, we're good.

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Why don't you
tell us more about

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your little kid experience
going through a haunted house.

189
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Um... Well,
I assaulted a scare actor,

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when I was a child.

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Guy jumps down from a tree

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and I'm so petrified,
I don't...

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My bodily reaction is just
to punch him in the gut.

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When the lights are going like
this and you're so disoriented,

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the guy actually it
seemed like he jumped

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straight back up into the tree
almost like he had like a...

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Seven foot vertical.

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Probably 'cause I was
like 3'7" at the time.

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I'm assuming they've come a
long way since we were kids.

200
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Well, I mean,
I should hope so.

201
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'Cause I like the only
haunts I've ever been to

202
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are the ones at theme parks
or something like that,

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where the scariest thing is
somebody running up to you

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while you're waiting in line
for a hotdog or something.

205
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I promise you they're
not gonna be like that.

206
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All right.

207
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We're gonna be out in the country,
there's gonna be no rules,

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o regulations.
- Mmm-hmm.

209
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I don't know how this
sounds like a good thing.

210
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This is always
what you wish.

211
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There's gonna be no rules,
no regulations.

212
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You don't even know
where we're going.

213
00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:46,821
I'm feeling kinda bad for all
these bugs on the windshield.

214
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You're a pacifist for bugs?

215
00:11:48,323 --> 00:11:49,958
I felt bad 'cause there were

216
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a few butterflies that
hit the windshield too.

217
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I'd like to
know where we're...

218
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Settle down.
I've got something planned for everyone.

219
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You have it all planned out.

220
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You know exactly
where we're going?

221
00:11:57,764 --> 00:11:59,864
I know exactly
where we're going.

222
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Let's get directions.
No way he's guiding this fucking ship.

223
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It's not organic.

224
00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:07,167
I'm still
making pancakes so...

225
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This thing is sweet,
I don't know why.

226
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Paddle.

227
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Hey, man, do you know how
to get to the haunt house?

228
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,108
Are you all sure
you wanna go there?

229
00:12:16,109 --> 00:12:17,509
Mikey,
stop screwing around.

230
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- We can't find the exit.
- We're just lost.

231
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Yeah? All right. You go down the
road right here about five miles.

232
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It'll be in the forest on the
left hand side. Mike, let's go.

233
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- I want this.
- You're not buying that.

234
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- Thank you so much.
- Let's go.

235
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Hey, guys, we got...

236
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- You know where it is?
- Yeah.

237
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It's five miles
up the road.

238
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Getting
antsy over there, Jeff?

239
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No, I'm just, you know,
jumping to my own beat. You know?

240
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Just jump...
Jumpin' to my beat.

241
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,428
- You know, I hope everyone...
- Jumping to his own beat.

242
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I might just
rap for you later.

243
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One celebratory
shot on the road.

244
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That's what last night was.

245
00:12:47,998 --> 00:12:49,699
Yeah, but now we're like

246
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,299
"on the road", on the road.

247
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,801
I'll drink if Jeff does.

248
00:12:52,802 --> 00:12:54,569
Air shots?

249
00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:58,370
Dude you look like you're
jerking off an elephant.

250
00:13:02,475 --> 00:13:04,141
Jeff,
I heard that you have a poem.

251
00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:04,910
The... Oh, the poem.

252
00:13:06,612 --> 00:13:07,677
I don't know
if he can read it.

253
00:13:07,678 --> 00:13:08,778
I can't read it while I'm...

254
00:13:08,779 --> 00:13:10,379
I can read the poem.

255
00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,480
I wanna read it.
I haven't read it.

256
00:13:11,481 --> 00:13:12,046
"I am poem."

257
00:13:13,149 --> 00:13:14,216
I gotta listen to this.

258
00:13:14,217 --> 00:13:17,118
"I am Job."

259
00:13:18,286 --> 00:13:21,354
You hear that,
the first line.

260
00:13:21,355 --> 00:13:24,823
"I'm a swell guy
who eats strawberries.

261
00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:25,290
"I wonder if demons
even inhabited the earth.

262
00:13:28,826 --> 00:13:29,092
"I hear angels crying in my

263
00:13:32,296 --> 00:13:33,395
"brain?"

264
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,764
"In my barn."

265
00:13:34,765 --> 00:13:35,998
"Barn."
In my what?

266
00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:37,033
"I touched the roughness...

267
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,667
"The roughness
of Bigfoot's arm."

268
00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:46,571
No transition,
nothing.

269
00:13:46,572 --> 00:13:47,171
Mikey, it's called art.

270
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,906
I'm so excited.

271
00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:54,944
This is the first night.

272
00:13:59,348 --> 00:14:02,782
These haunt owners
have forums, chat rooms.

273
00:14:02,783 --> 00:14:04,216
They put up these pictures.

274
00:14:04,217 --> 00:14:06,219
Dude, there's some crazy shit
that goes on there.

275
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,252
You're in,
you could park up there.

276
00:14:08,454 --> 00:14:09,954
Are you the sheriff
of the town?

277
00:14:09,955 --> 00:14:11,055
- Am I?
- Yeah.

278
00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:12,188
No, I'm just security.

279
00:14:12,189 --> 00:14:13,289
Oh, okay, okay.

280
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:14,490
I wish I was sheriff.

281
00:14:14,491 --> 00:14:16,026
Awesome.

282
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:17,526
Hello!

283
00:14:18,595 --> 00:14:19,361
- Cool.
- Haunt house.

284
00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,062
Let's do it.

285
00:14:22,063 --> 00:14:23,129
Let's get scared.

286
00:14:24,432 --> 00:14:25,631
Let's get scared.

287
00:14:49,684 --> 00:14:51,483
You didn't do that.

288
00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:06,359
I will finally make you
get in a coffin, look.

289
00:15:11,932 --> 00:15:14,131
Let me the fuck out of here!

290
00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:23,305
You're such a dick.

291
00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:24,206
You know I'm claustrophobic.

292
00:15:25,774 --> 00:15:27,175
We can go in now?

293
00:15:28,242 --> 00:15:30,676
You coming?

294
00:15:33,046 --> 00:15:35,679
Shit! Didn't even
get in the door yet.

295
00:15:51,393 --> 00:15:52,459
Got you.

296
00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:57,561
Mikey?
I can't see shit.

297
00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:49,264
- Bobby?

298
00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:51,932
What the fuck?

299
00:17:02,441 --> 00:17:03,207
Where the hell are we?

300
00:17:04,744 --> 00:17:06,744
Even the music is creepy.

301
00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:12,014
So weird.

302
00:17:17,352 --> 00:17:18,651
What the fuck?

303
00:17:22,921 --> 00:17:23,887
Come play with me.

304
00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:26,623
Follow her.

305
00:17:29,194 --> 00:17:31,360
Get the fuck down!
Fuck!

306
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:33,995
You wanna be
a pretty doll like me?

307
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,433
Oh, shit!
What was that?

308
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:43,701
Bobby, don't go over there.

309
00:17:43,702 --> 00:17:46,138
- Ashes!
- What is going on?

310
00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:48,072
Ashes!

311
00:17:48,073 --> 00:17:50,640
We all fall down!

312
00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,781
Get the fuck out of here!

313
00:17:58,782 --> 00:18:01,582
Come back here.
I'm not done with you yet.

314
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:02,816
They just love to run you out
of those places with chainsaws.

315
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,285
Bob, did you like it?

316
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,021
I don't give a shit about this place.
I wanna talk to these people.

317
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,121
What's goin' on?
How are you?

318
00:18:11,122 --> 00:18:12,221
Pretty good.

319
00:18:12,222 --> 00:18:14,323
Uh, do you care if we
ask you some questions?

320
00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:14,789
Sure.

321
00:18:16,057 --> 00:18:17,926
So my friend here
thinks that, uh,

322
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:20,628
shady shit goes on in these places.
What do you think?

323
00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:23,296
I can probably say
I agree with that.

324
00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:25,398
I would think it just
be fun to work here.

325
00:18:25,399 --> 00:18:27,134
It is fun. It's interesting.

326
00:18:27,135 --> 00:18:28,934
It's definitely different.

327
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,203
How so?

328
00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:38,841
Bob, Bob, Bob,
let's go on the roof.

329
00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:40,442
There's a ladder
right over there.

330
00:18:40,443 --> 00:18:41,542
You will never be able
to get on the roof.

331
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:43,109
We can film over like that.

332
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,277
There's a ladder
at the back.

333
00:18:45,681 --> 00:18:47,213
Okay.

334
00:18:48,616 --> 00:18:50,115
Mikey,
when you get up there,

335
00:18:50,116 --> 00:18:50,382
- do the fucking <i>Almost Famous</i>thing.
- What is that?

336
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:54,118
Stop being
so fucking paranoid.

337
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:56,320
- Oh, shit!

338
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,355
There's a shit ton
of people down there, man.

339
00:19:07,327 --> 00:19:10,229
Happy Halloween, guys! Yay!

340
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:11,329
Whoo! Whoo!

341
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:15,066
They're not
fucking happy, Mike.

342
00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:18,534
Go.
Get out of here. Go, go.

343
00:19:23,073 --> 00:19:24,405
- Mikey?
- What?

344
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:25,906
Be quiet...

345
00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:27,139
Mikey, let's go. Now!

346
00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:30,110
Take your hoodie off, son.

347
00:19:30,111 --> 00:19:31,677
Take your hoodie off.

348
00:19:31,678 --> 00:19:33,379
- Where ya goin', boy?

349
00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:39,316
Well it's
the first night and you've

350
00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:41,252
already pissed off
all the haunt workers.

351
00:19:41,253 --> 00:19:42,485
So good one, guys.

352
00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:43,887
What's the scariest part?

353
00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:47,021
I mean creepy guy one,
creepy girl two...

354
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:49,423
I like the bush,
like the...

355
00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:50,924
There was this weird part,

356
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:52,358
where we had to wait
because people would be...

357
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,627
Mike,
are you sleeping already?

358
00:19:53,628 --> 00:19:55,060
Before you went
through the back...

359
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,394
The guy was in camo,
and he jumped out of the rose bush...

360
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:59,562
I need you to
show me the side...

361
00:19:59,563 --> 00:20:01,296
Mike,
that's that clown.

362
00:20:01,297 --> 00:20:03,065
Bobby, what are you
talking about?

363
00:20:05,569 --> 00:20:07,235
Dude tried
to break my camera.

364
00:20:07,236 --> 00:20:08,335
He seems really pissed.

365
00:20:13,841 --> 00:20:16,175
Can we just go?
This guy is weirding me out.

366
00:20:16,176 --> 00:20:17,842
Am I good on that side?
Can I?

367
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:19,476
Get the fuck
outta here.

368
00:21:00,973 --> 00:21:02,573
Did you all here that?

369
00:21:20,219 --> 00:21:21,652
Shit!

370
00:21:21,653 --> 00:21:23,221
What the fuck?

371
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,993
Hello?

372
00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:50,574
- Shit!

373
00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:51,441
Jesus!

374
00:21:54,477 --> 00:21:55,310
- Jesus!

375
00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:00,081
You fucking kidding me?

376
00:22:01,215 --> 00:22:02,748
You asshole.

377
00:22:02,749 --> 00:22:04,349
You literally shit in your pants.
Come on, man.

378
00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:06,950
Oh, my God! I wish the camera
could have seen you face.

379
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:07,186
- I'm too overweight for this.
- I'm gonna have a heart attack.

380
00:22:09,254 --> 00:22:11,288
How far will you go
to scare people?

381
00:22:13,357 --> 00:22:14,756
Uh...

382
00:22:16,593 --> 00:22:18,227
Perhaps to the point of...

383
00:22:18,228 --> 00:22:19,928
They won't let us
touch 'em or bash 'em over

384
00:22:19,929 --> 00:22:21,563
the head and drag
'em off anywhere,

385
00:22:21,564 --> 00:22:23,564
so I have to kinda
stop at that point.

386
00:22:23,565 --> 00:22:24,097
I heard of, uh,

387
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,032
a in New Orleans doing a lot
of weird crazy stuff but,

388
00:22:30,969 --> 00:22:33,236
I have never been to
one that really does that.

389
00:22:33,237 --> 00:22:37,005
Thank goodness!
That's invading my territorial bubble.

390
00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:39,041
I tend to freak out if
you try to tie me up.

391
00:22:39,042 --> 00:22:42,310
I grew up with three sisters. They
always tied me up and did things to me

392
00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:44,544
and I don't...
Yeah, I don't... Yeah.

393
00:22:44,545 --> 00:22:45,811
No, I wouldn't go for that.

394
00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:53,717
No, not completely naked...

395
00:22:53,718 --> 00:22:54,651
I have, like, you know,

396
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,720
a little bathing suit on
and whatever,

397
00:22:57,721 --> 00:23:00,156
and the whole rest
of my body was blue.

398
00:23:00,157 --> 00:23:00,490
I had weird ears and a tail
and everything like that.

399
00:23:03,259 --> 00:23:04,091
Most Zack's ever done is

400
00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:06,959
done a white sheet over his
head and two black holes.

401
00:23:10,731 --> 00:23:12,732
Wasn't he like
a muscle man one year?

402
00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:13,799
I highly doubt it.

403
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,500
I was the Shake Weight.

404
00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:18,835
That's what he was,
he was a Shake Weight.

405
00:23:18,836 --> 00:23:20,336
The Shake Weight guy.

406
00:23:20,337 --> 00:23:21,537
Don't ever do that again.

407
00:23:21,538 --> 00:23:23,304
So gross.

408
00:23:24,706 --> 00:23:26,572
Okay.

409
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:29,474
Okay, I'm just
reading this tweet, okay.

410
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:32,444
"They say penis size
is related to shoe size,

411
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:33,177
"which makes the fear of being raped
by a clown that much scarier."

412
00:23:37,982 --> 00:23:39,516
Give me some of those.

413
00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:42,152
I will trade you...

414
00:23:43,787 --> 00:23:46,254
...my chocolate

415
00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:46,687
for one of these.
Bro, look at your eyes.

416
00:23:47,789 --> 00:23:50,389
I can't help it.
I gotta take a piss.

417
00:23:52,093 --> 00:23:54,827
But there's a fucking
lineup for the bathroom.

418
00:23:54,828 --> 00:23:54,960
Now I'm residual high.

419
00:23:57,096 --> 00:23:58,429
From your cigarettes.

420
00:24:00,298 --> 00:24:03,033
- I like that trade.

421
00:24:06,637 --> 00:24:10,103
Right. When do you think you're
gonna tell us where we're going?

422
00:24:14,908 --> 00:24:16,075
It's gonna be a shit show

423
00:24:16,076 --> 00:24:17,141
when we go on
this haunt tonight.

424
00:24:17,142 --> 00:24:18,342
It's all his fault.

425
00:24:18,343 --> 00:24:20,076
I didn't know you
couldn't handle smoking weed.

426
00:24:25,983 --> 00:24:28,050
Oh, my God!

427
00:24:30,318 --> 00:24:32,585
Oh, my God!
He is still crying.

428
00:24:32,586 --> 00:24:34,221
You really
think it's a good idea

429
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:35,755
for you walk through
any of these haunts?

430
00:24:35,756 --> 00:24:36,923
I've got a few hours.

431
00:24:36,924 --> 00:24:38,690
Yeah, fucked up?

432
00:24:38,691 --> 00:24:40,658
You're gonna be a train wreck.

433
00:24:40,659 --> 00:24:42,026
It's his fault.

434
00:24:42,027 --> 00:24:43,293
I don't care
whose fault it is,

435
00:24:43,294 --> 00:24:44,662
we've got to be
there in two hours.

436
00:24:44,663 --> 00:24:46,963
This place is very creepy.

437
00:24:46,964 --> 00:24:48,131
I'm scared, you're scared,
we're all scared.

438
00:24:49,965 --> 00:24:51,598
And then we can get...

439
00:24:53,335 --> 00:24:56,404
You sound like, "You scream, I scream,
we all scream for ice cream."

440
00:24:56,405 --> 00:24:57,638
You have any?

441
00:24:59,407 --> 00:25:01,473
Brandy,
what are you most afraid of?

442
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,375
- I have a fear of snakes.
- Me too.

443
00:25:05,376 --> 00:25:07,778
I guarantee you
snakes are...

444
00:25:07,779 --> 00:25:10,011
I hate 'em.
They don't move right.

445
00:25:10,012 --> 00:25:12,979
They're just unnatural.
I'm not a fan at all.

446
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,048
I met a chick once and when
we came back to her place,

447
00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:17,183
and she had a fucking python,
like, as a pet.

448
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:18,486
And she just pulled it out.

449
00:25:18,487 --> 00:25:20,253
She'd come home drunk and pulled it...
I'm like, "Ahh!

450
00:25:20,254 --> 00:25:21,687
"This is never gonna work."

451
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,522
I'm gonna put you
in a coffin and then

452
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,288
put snakes in the coffin,
would you do it?

453
00:25:25,289 --> 00:25:27,258
No, absolutely not.
I will not...

454
00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:29,626
How much would
we have to pay you?

455
00:25:29,627 --> 00:25:32,227
For $1,000 would you
get in the coffin?

456
00:25:32,228 --> 00:25:34,028
For $5,000 I would.

457
00:25:34,029 --> 00:25:36,163
Coffin, cut a hole at the bottom
and send snakes through it.

458
00:25:36,164 --> 00:25:39,433
Are they poisonous?
Can you guarantee they're not poisonous?

459
00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:39,600
Yes, they're poisonous.

460
00:25:41,401 --> 00:25:43,268
These are
big boy seats.

461
00:25:44,638 --> 00:25:46,270
Bobby what was that thing

462
00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:48,273
you were just saying about me
just a couple of minutes ago?

463
00:25:50,443 --> 00:25:51,609
I don't recall.

464
00:25:52,877 --> 00:25:54,610
Well, I'll just lead you in
and remind you...

465
00:25:54,611 --> 00:25:57,311
- We're lucky to have you
- ...and refresh your memory.

466
00:25:57,312 --> 00:25:58,846
We're lucky to have you.

467
00:25:58,847 --> 00:26:01,381
Yeah, say that one more time.
Hold on.

468
00:26:01,382 --> 00:26:02,882
- Brandy, we're...
- Hold on.

469
00:26:02,883 --> 00:26:04,748
And... Go!

470
00:26:04,749 --> 00:26:06,483
Brandy, we're lucky
to have you here.

471
00:26:06,484 --> 00:26:08,153
Yeah, that's right.

472
00:26:08,154 --> 00:26:09,920
How do you feel
about that, Mike?

473
00:26:09,921 --> 00:26:10,520
About what?

474
00:26:11,923 --> 00:26:14,589
I wouldn't call you
a sister I never had.

475
00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:16,591
Just in case we
ever get naked.

476
00:26:16,592 --> 00:26:17,958
Already had her.

477
00:26:17,959 --> 00:26:19,594
- Already had her.
- Never gonna happen.

478
00:26:19,595 --> 00:26:22,663
We made out on a roof top,
kind of one time when we were 16.

479
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:23,796
There was
actually no making out.

480
00:26:23,797 --> 00:26:24,997
We didn't make out,

481
00:26:24,998 --> 00:26:26,932
it was just like heavy
petting. It was weird.

482
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,698
Zack, is there
like a trailer for this haunt?

483
00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:33,236
Like, did they
make a commercial?

484
00:26:33,237 --> 00:26:33,670
Yeah I was trying to show Brandy
but she just freaked out.

485
00:26:35,639 --> 00:26:37,806
Why don't any of these
haunts make commercials?

486
00:26:39,911 --> 00:26:41,943
I don't see commercials do ya?

487
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:45,512
Asshole!

488
00:26:45,513 --> 00:26:47,346
Are you
fucking kidding me?

489
00:26:47,347 --> 00:26:47,647
We're gonna be in the... Driving the
scares in the zombie paint ball.

490
00:26:51,117 --> 00:26:52,283
Jeff, did you hear that?

491
00:26:52,284 --> 00:26:53,450
It's gonna be awesome.

492
00:26:53,451 --> 00:26:54,817
Can't wait.

493
00:26:54,818 --> 00:26:57,185
Now, do the zombies have guns?

494
00:26:57,186 --> 00:26:59,020
Are we out in
the forest paint balling?

495
00:26:59,021 --> 00:27:00,320
I don't know...

496
00:27:00,321 --> 00:27:02,056
Have you ever seen
a zombie shoot a gun?

497
00:27:02,057 --> 00:27:02,756
No, I've never seen...

498
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:05,692
Has it ever happened
in cinema history?

499
00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:06,626
No, but... I don't know.

500
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:09,761
Are they gonna
shoot back at us though?

501
00:27:10,932 --> 00:27:12,398
All head shots,
right, Jeff?

502
00:27:12,399 --> 00:27:13,599
Zombie 101.

503
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,933
Hey, we have time.

504
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,733
You guys wanna pull over
and have drinks first?

505
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,207
All alone now.

506
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:29,809
Nature.

507
00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:31,777
Somebody was
here before us.

508
00:27:33,314 --> 00:27:35,214
Yeah.

509
00:27:35,215 --> 00:27:38,315
Yeah, they said it was
okay to camp over here.

510
00:27:38,316 --> 00:27:39,716
I mean,
it just went out.

511
00:27:39,717 --> 00:27:41,083
- Got any wood?
- Not a big camper...

512
00:27:41,084 --> 00:27:42,384
Were you a Brownie?

513
00:27:42,385 --> 00:27:44,552
- Yep.
- I ate a brownie once.

514
00:27:44,553 --> 00:27:46,820
Really?

515
00:27:46,821 --> 00:27:48,354
How do you know...
That's a beautiful fire.

516
00:27:48,355 --> 00:27:49,654
Have you ever
camped in your life?

517
00:27:49,655 --> 00:27:52,023
Nope,
not when I stay at Motel 6.

518
00:27:55,696 --> 00:27:57,362
Hey, more beer.

519
00:27:57,363 --> 00:27:59,429
That's not
why I'm on this trip.

520
00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:00,597
We don't have marshmallows?

521
00:28:00,598 --> 00:28:02,130
No.

522
00:28:02,131 --> 00:28:03,666
No, it's for you.

523
00:28:03,667 --> 00:28:04,767
Drink it, drink it.
Drink it, Bran.

524
00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,469
Don't waste it.

525
00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:09,202
Yuck!

526
00:28:10,371 --> 00:28:13,272
It was just the foam,
that's so gross.

527
00:28:13,273 --> 00:28:15,107
So this is a rap
I wrote this morning.

528
00:28:15,108 --> 00:28:17,176
"Livin' in a barn
is the life for me.

529
00:28:17,177 --> 00:28:19,043
"Green hill farm
is the place to be.

530
00:28:19,044 --> 00:28:21,143
"If you pee on a fence
and you hate your wiener,

531
00:28:21,144 --> 00:28:23,512
"don't be looking at my turkey
'cause he ain't for dinner.

532
00:28:23,513 --> 00:28:25,048
"4:00 a.m.
and the cows get up.

533
00:28:25,049 --> 00:28:27,117
"No desert till you
crush that sauerkraut.

534
00:28:27,118 --> 00:28:28,217
"Got a barn full of hay,

535
00:28:28,218 --> 00:28:29,351
"A fire with some s'mores,

536
00:28:29,352 --> 00:28:31,151
"Mom yelling
'Chickens, chores!'

537
00:28:31,152 --> 00:28:33,087
"Ain't no arcade till
that shit gets shoveled.

538
00:28:33,088 --> 00:28:35,288
"What you lookin' at, fool?
This is life in a bubble."

539
00:28:38,424 --> 00:28:40,057
That's from Ohio right there.
- Yeah.

540
00:28:40,058 --> 00:28:41,458
- We know.
- Straight up.

541
00:28:41,459 --> 00:28:42,525
Shampoo conditioner.

542
00:28:42,526 --> 00:28:43,425
Beard repair.

543
00:28:44,627 --> 00:28:45,126
Uh...

544
00:28:46,296 --> 00:28:48,665
What's that goes underneath
my skin? Beard oil.

545
00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:50,165
What's beard repair?

546
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,032
Repairs you do like
once every three days.

547
00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:53,800
- Those are all flammable.
- You know that, right?

548
00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:55,301
- Hello.
- Huh? Fuck!

549
00:28:55,302 --> 00:28:56,670
- You all enjoying my fire?
- Jesus.

550
00:28:56,671 --> 00:28:57,937
Holy shit, man.

551
00:29:03,474 --> 00:29:06,543
So, what the hell you
doin' out in the woods?

552
00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:08,444
I live out there.

553
00:29:08,445 --> 00:29:10,279
- Which haunt do you work at?
- The one down the road?

554
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,746
Yeah.

555
00:29:11,747 --> 00:29:12,680
Yeah, we're
goin' there next, I think.

556
00:29:12,681 --> 00:29:14,216
Yeah.

557
00:29:14,217 --> 00:29:15,782
We see a bunch of kids
at a lot of these haunts,

558
00:29:15,783 --> 00:29:17,752
'cause no one's calling
Social Services on 'em.

559
00:29:17,753 --> 00:29:20,120
They're like eight,
nine years old.

560
00:29:20,121 --> 00:29:23,021
You know, it's like here
in backwoods and shit,

561
00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:24,088
there's no rules,
there's none of that stuff.

562
00:29:25,457 --> 00:29:27,624
What you mean "backwoods"?

563
00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:51,141
If that dude is still at our
campfire when we go back, I'm out.

564
00:29:51,142 --> 00:29:53,575
I hope they shoot you
with a paint ball.

565
00:29:53,576 --> 00:29:56,910
Hey, this place is putting my
Presidential stimulus plan in action.

566
00:29:56,911 --> 00:29:57,778
Do you want the camera?
Can you come over here now?

567
00:29:59,647 --> 00:30:01,181
Hey, do you...

568
00:30:02,549 --> 00:30:04,082
Can we film in here?

569
00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:04,783
All right, awesome.

570
00:30:06,284 --> 00:30:06,686
I prefer to call it
a zombie stimulus plan.

571
00:30:10,556 --> 00:30:13,490
- Brandy thinks it's a laser.

572
00:30:13,491 --> 00:30:15,557
- I'm really excited.
- That's ridiculous.

573
00:30:15,558 --> 00:30:17,993
How long have you guys been doin'
the zombie paintball?

574
00:30:17,994 --> 00:30:19,393
This is our first year.

575
00:30:19,394 --> 00:30:20,961
- First year?
- Groundbreaking!

576
00:30:20,962 --> 00:30:22,996
Wow!

577
00:30:22,997 --> 00:30:24,463
Well, I'm gonna tell everybody I know,
just so you know.

578
00:30:24,464 --> 00:30:26,596
Seven more people
are going to find out.

579
00:30:26,597 --> 00:30:28,131
He has
seven Facebook friends.

580
00:30:33,372 --> 00:30:35,004
I don't think I hit anything.
Get closer.

581
00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:37,138
So, how can you do that?
How can you do that?

582
00:30:41,644 --> 00:30:43,445
Put these on.

583
00:30:43,446 --> 00:30:45,979
All right, guys,
getting into dead territory over here.

584
00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:50,548
Oh, fuck,
look at that face.

585
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:52,283
Man, I'm gonna crush this guy.
There he is.

586
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:55,218
- Get that one.

587
00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:05,860
Get it, get it, get it.

588
00:31:07,562 --> 00:31:09,628
Oh, shit!

589
00:31:09,629 --> 00:31:10,862
Yeah, you bitches!
Fucking die!

590
00:31:12,465 --> 00:31:13,564
Hey, Mikey,
did that hit you?

591
00:31:13,565 --> 00:31:15,733
Yeah. Right in the face, dude.

592
00:31:19,334 --> 00:31:20,601
Power of Christ
compels you!

593
00:31:20,602 --> 00:31:21,968
That was awesome.

594
00:31:24,272 --> 00:31:28,174
That was the most fun I've had
in forever, that was so cool.

595
00:31:28,175 --> 00:31:30,009
Zack, I will do
whatever you wanna do.

596
00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:31,343
Thank you.

597
00:31:31,344 --> 00:31:33,946
Hey! I want that written
down and documented.

598
00:31:33,947 --> 00:31:36,147
Jeff said, "I will do whatever
you want on this trip."

599
00:31:36,148 --> 00:31:38,448
Whatever, this is
like the most fun ever.

600
00:31:38,449 --> 00:31:40,281
What did you think, mate?

601
00:31:40,282 --> 00:31:40,883
Banging around.

602
00:31:42,084 --> 00:31:43,619
- I'll fix it.
- RV is breaking down.

603
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,087
I'm going to be banging
around back there soon

604
00:31:46,088 --> 00:31:47,188
with a zombie.

605
00:31:47,189 --> 00:31:48,688
Bang around and go
to fucking bed.

606
00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:50,589
That joke is
never going to die.

607
00:31:50,590 --> 00:31:51,991
I think let's pull over.

608
00:31:51,992 --> 00:31:53,225
Keep going.

609
00:31:53,226 --> 00:31:54,560
What the fuck is that?

610
00:31:54,561 --> 00:31:55,461
Hey, guys.

611
00:31:56,764 --> 00:31:58,763
Is that the girl
from the haunt?

612
00:31:58,764 --> 00:32:00,263
We're 100 miles from there,
there's no way that's her.

613
00:32:00,264 --> 00:32:01,631
Stop.
Pull over in front of her.

614
00:32:01,632 --> 00:32:03,332
- Oh, my God.
- Why?

615
00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:04,466
What, are you going to
talk to her or something?

616
00:32:04,467 --> 00:32:06,401
Stop. Pull over.
Just pull up.

617
00:32:06,402 --> 00:32:07,969
I'll go talk to her.
Trying to be the hero?

618
00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,302
Well,
I'm not trying to be a...

619
00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:10,136
Real, genuine, Texan.

620
00:32:13,406 --> 00:32:14,471
Why does your brother do this?

621
00:32:14,472 --> 00:32:16,207
Also 3:00 in the morning.

622
00:32:21,979 --> 00:32:23,379
Oh!
There goes your brother.

623
00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:25,149
She didn't
really say anything.

624
00:32:33,354 --> 00:32:34,586
Mikey, what's going on?

625
00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:35,320
I don't know.

626
00:32:36,624 --> 00:32:38,290
She just kind of
followed me in here.

627
00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:42,992
Something
happened to your car?

628
00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:48,397
Can you call somebody
or something?

629
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:52,267
Is there
anywhere we can take you?

630
00:33:23,422 --> 00:33:24,154
What the fuck was that?

631
00:33:25,723 --> 00:33:28,125
Getting the fuck out of here.

632
00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:30,927
She was just
fucking with us. Let's go.

633
00:33:36,331 --> 00:33:37,931
It was okay,
but it was too scary for me.

634
00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,000
- It was good.
- Yeah?

635
00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:40,201
It was a good
little scare.

636
00:33:40,202 --> 00:33:41,769
The scariest thing is
when the walls open up

637
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:43,368
and they come
out from the walls.

638
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:45,436
You don't even see 'em
'cause they look like the walls.

639
00:33:45,437 --> 00:33:47,105
There's all blood
gushing everywhere.

640
00:33:47,106 --> 00:33:49,606
I was like,
"Oh, my gosh".

641
00:33:49,607 --> 00:33:51,540
It was like, "Get me
out of this damn place".

642
00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:53,441
Because I was scared
he had a chainsaw!

643
00:33:53,442 --> 00:33:55,008
That's what
I'm looking for.

644
00:33:55,009 --> 00:33:56,175
This lady, uh-uh.

645
00:33:56,176 --> 00:33:56,342
She wants the, "Ooh, all scary.
Oh, my God." No.

646
00:34:00,514 --> 00:34:02,883
We want the real stuff,
the <i>Faces of Death</i> stuff.

647
00:34:02,884 --> 00:34:05,684
Your community service was
working at a haunted house?

648
00:34:05,685 --> 00:34:07,485
For real, for real.

649
00:34:07,486 --> 00:34:10,122
Okay, see, now that,
had I known that first,

650
00:34:10,123 --> 00:34:12,322
- that'd make it scarier going in.
- Yeah.

651
00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:16,724
Let's do it.

652
00:34:16,725 --> 00:34:17,925
Is everybody else up?

653
00:34:17,926 --> 00:34:19,726
Uh, I don't know.

654
00:34:19,727 --> 00:34:21,229
Mikey's definitely not.

655
00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:23,063
I think I nudged him,
like, five times.

656
00:34:23,064 --> 00:34:25,297
Does it have to be
like this every morning?

657
00:34:25,298 --> 00:34:27,598
I need eight minutes
to totally get ready.

658
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,000
I'll be fine.
You get ready.

659
00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:31,370
The last night
was really weird.

660
00:34:31,371 --> 00:34:33,738
- Yeah, you made it weird.
- You brought her in here.

661
00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:37,472
Oh, man, I didn't think that was
going to happen, it was just...

662
00:34:37,473 --> 00:34:41,075
It's kind of weird. It's almost
like they're fictional characters.

663
00:34:41,076 --> 00:34:42,909
- You know what I mean?
- Yep.

664
00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:44,210
So funny.

665
00:34:44,211 --> 00:34:45,811
I mean,
I guess not really funny.

666
00:34:51,850 --> 00:34:53,717
Bob, what exactly are
you looking for on this?

667
00:34:53,718 --> 00:34:56,586
I mean these...
You keep saying back country.

668
00:34:56,587 --> 00:34:58,087
I mean, that's...

669
00:34:58,088 --> 00:34:59,354
Where these hillbillies...

670
00:34:59,355 --> 00:35:01,321
Some of them are
a little messed up.

671
00:35:01,322 --> 00:35:03,124
These places though,
it's like,

672
00:35:03,125 --> 00:35:05,859
we have this password
we have to find for this.

673
00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:08,027
They say "blue skull,
blue skeleton."

674
00:35:08,028 --> 00:35:11,162
But there's something to blue
because people keep using it.

675
00:35:11,163 --> 00:35:13,598
And it was in Dallas,
then it was in Houston.

676
00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:14,798
And so it moves around.

677
00:35:14,799 --> 00:35:16,534
So it's not as
much about backwoods

678
00:35:16,535 --> 00:35:19,334
as we're going to have to go to the
backwoods to find the password.

679
00:35:19,335 --> 00:35:21,069
But the place,
it seems like...

680
00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,337
"Is this the haunt hole?"

681
00:35:22,338 --> 00:35:24,106
What is an extreme haunt?

682
00:35:24,107 --> 00:35:26,807
Instead of them chasing you with
a chainsaw with no chain on it,

683
00:35:26,808 --> 00:35:29,742
they're going to chase you with
the chain on it and like...

684
00:35:29,743 --> 00:35:31,744
I don't understand how far...

685
00:35:31,745 --> 00:35:34,946
Like, how far you really can go
on without hurting somebody.

686
00:35:42,284 --> 00:35:43,816
- But that's where...
- Oh, shit.

687
00:35:43,817 --> 00:35:45,386
You need to get out,
and we need to check with...

688
00:35:45,387 --> 00:35:46,586
Guys,
where in the hell is this place?

689
00:35:47,857 --> 00:35:50,557
I want to say it's
further away than you think,

690
00:35:54,059 --> 00:35:56,928
but, Todd says, "Are we lost?"

691
00:36:02,632 --> 00:36:04,865
Look at this place.

692
00:36:04,866 --> 00:36:06,601
Can I even fit,
Zack, is this...

693
00:36:06,602 --> 00:36:08,269
Can you
even get in here?

694
00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:10,337
Going to
have to make it work.

695
00:36:10,338 --> 00:36:12,671
Oh, my God.

696
00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:14,307
Can you try not to run over
any more children?

697
00:36:14,308 --> 00:36:15,709
All these people
are already outside.

698
00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:19,377
It's actually kind of cool
to get here early and see

699
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,245
like, they're,
like, being real people.

700
00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:22,946
Oh!

701
00:36:31,652 --> 00:36:33,052
This place
is a shit hole, Bobby.

702
00:36:33,053 --> 00:36:34,553
In the middle
of bumfuck nowhere.

703
00:36:34,554 --> 00:36:36,220
His back was enough
for you, Bobby?

704
00:36:36,221 --> 00:36:37,956
These are your people,
farm boy.

705
00:36:37,957 --> 00:36:40,192
That's right, dude.
- It looks like high school kids made this.

706
00:36:40,193 --> 00:36:42,125
- What up?
- What?

707
00:36:42,126 --> 00:36:43,426
I couldn't even go.
Let's go. We're going to...

708
00:36:43,427 --> 00:36:44,160
What so you mean...
Let's go.

709
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:46,361
The line was ridiculous.

710
00:36:46,362 --> 00:36:47,730
Why are you waiting in line?
We're in the middle of a fucking forest.

711
00:36:47,731 --> 00:36:48,264
Go piss in the bushes.

712
00:37:03,174 --> 00:37:04,840
Holy shit.

713
00:37:06,177 --> 00:37:06,943
Dude.

714
00:37:08,013 --> 00:37:08,812
Nice costume.

715
00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:12,381
Jesus!

716
00:37:16,551 --> 00:37:17,617
Okay.

717
00:37:20,152 --> 00:37:21,287
Holy shit.

718
00:37:21,288 --> 00:37:22,621
What the hell, man?

719
00:37:22,622 --> 00:37:24,487
Leave me alone.

720
00:37:24,488 --> 00:37:25,887
Don't!

721
00:37:25,888 --> 00:37:27,589
Why the fuck are
you following me?

722
00:37:27,590 --> 00:37:29,125
Oh, fuck.

723
00:37:29,126 --> 00:37:30,492
Get the fuck away.

724
00:37:32,496 --> 00:37:33,695
Oh, fuck!

725
00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:39,031
Please, what do you want?

726
00:37:40,401 --> 00:37:41,700
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

727
00:37:42,902 --> 00:37:44,102
What the fuck?

728
00:37:49,439 --> 00:37:50,474
Jesus. Not even a haunt yet.

729
00:37:51,675 --> 00:37:53,743
Zack?

730
00:37:54,810 --> 00:37:55,676
Yo.

731
00:38:01,549 --> 00:38:03,384
What are you doing, man?

732
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:11,588
Hey, guys! How's it going?
What's your name, buddy?

733
00:38:14,257 --> 00:38:16,790
Hi, Mikey.
How are you doin'?

734
00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:19,558
What's the camera for?
Are you guys doing <i>Crimestoppers</i>

735
00:38:19,559 --> 00:38:20,892
or <i>Cops</i> or something?

736
00:38:20,893 --> 00:38:22,461
We're doing
<i>To Catch a Predator.</i>

737
00:38:22,462 --> 00:38:24,064
<i>To Catch a Predator?</i>

738
00:38:24,065 --> 00:38:26,931
I gotta go.

739
00:38:26,932 --> 00:38:30,867
Watch out, where're you going,
you piece of shit?

740
00:38:30,868 --> 00:38:31,567
Ooh.
Oh, I like big, fuzzy bears.

741
00:38:34,706 --> 00:38:35,938
Ooh.

742
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,673
Oh!
Always touch the beard.

743
00:38:37,674 --> 00:38:39,073
Always touch the beard.

744
00:38:39,074 --> 00:38:40,341
I feel
so violated right now.

745
00:38:49,213 --> 00:38:51,015
Zack, watch the light.

746
00:38:52,684 --> 00:38:53,818
Trying, dude.
Go ahead of us.

747
00:39:03,358 --> 00:39:06,526
Break out! Break out!

748
00:39:06,527 --> 00:39:09,260
Come on!

749
00:39:11,062 --> 00:39:12,962
Zack?

750
00:39:12,963 --> 00:39:14,298
Where did you go?

751
00:39:15,566 --> 00:39:17,301
Wait, where are you?

752
00:39:24,072 --> 00:39:25,807
Which way?

753
00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:41,916
That's disgusting.

754
00:39:41,917 --> 00:39:43,051
Brandy, you all right?

755
00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:49,590
Please!

756
00:39:49,591 --> 00:39:51,957
No, no! Let me go, please.

757
00:39:55,928 --> 00:39:58,061
Let me out.
Let me out.

758
00:39:58,062 --> 00:39:59,396
Let me out!

759
00:40:01,630 --> 00:40:03,263
Please, let me go!

760
00:40:03,264 --> 00:40:05,265
Ed, shut the fuck up!

761
00:40:05,266 --> 00:40:06,099
This is so fucked up.

762
00:40:08,871 --> 00:40:10,204
You want
a piece of her, boys?

763
00:40:12,406 --> 00:40:15,240
Zack, I don't think
we're supposed to go in here.

764
00:40:15,241 --> 00:40:16,340
Zack! Don't go...

765
00:40:17,777 --> 00:40:18,876
Don't go.

766
00:40:19,978 --> 00:40:21,378
I'm just
here for your father.

767
00:40:21,379 --> 00:40:23,846
Get that thing out of here!

768
00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:33,719
Get out of here!

769
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,088
Guys,
let's get out of here!

770
00:40:35,089 --> 00:40:36,821
Get the fuck out of here!

771
00:41:06,843 --> 00:41:08,877
He's still behind you!

772
00:41:08,878 --> 00:41:10,812
Walk, walk, walk.
He's still following us.

773
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:14,548
Zack!

774
00:41:14,549 --> 00:41:17,116
Oh, my God!

775
00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:24,054
Oh, my God!

776
00:41:24,055 --> 00:41:25,121
Oh, God!

777
00:41:29,325 --> 00:41:30,627
What's going on?

778
00:41:30,628 --> 00:41:32,161
Oh, shit!

779
00:41:33,329 --> 00:41:34,962
Back up,
back up, back up, back up!

780
00:41:42,034 --> 00:41:43,435
Shit.

781
00:41:48,137 --> 00:41:48,571
Zack, let's go.
Let's go.

782
00:41:54,844 --> 00:41:57,710
Zack, let's go!
Let's go! Fuck! Come on!

783
00:41:57,711 --> 00:42:00,412
There you are, fucking sucker!
Yeah, take it!

784
00:42:00,413 --> 00:42:01,582
Take it! Take it!

785
00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:02,916
<i>Good morning.</i>

786
00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:39,606
Brandy.

787
00:42:39,607 --> 00:42:41,141
You're gonna die.

788
00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,044
- Brandy.
- Walk away.

789
00:42:45,045 --> 00:42:45,810
Brandy.

790
00:42:47,914 --> 00:42:49,214
It's time to play!

791
00:42:50,782 --> 00:42:52,249
Get the fuck away from me!

792
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:53,449
Oh, shit!

793
00:42:53,450 --> 00:42:55,085
Die! You're gonna die!

794
00:42:58,588 --> 00:43:00,721
I think it's a little weird
that they knew my name.

795
00:43:00,722 --> 00:43:03,690
Someone probably told them
to say that to freak you out.

796
00:43:13,732 --> 00:43:15,234
Wait, what?

797
00:43:15,235 --> 00:43:17,234
- Why didn't you say anything?

798
00:43:17,235 --> 00:43:19,768
Honestly, because you guys get
so scared about everything.

799
00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:21,503
I wanted to make sure you
could go through the haunt.

800
00:43:21,504 --> 00:43:22,570
Zack's the one...

801
00:43:22,571 --> 00:43:23,671
- Yeah.
- I don't know.

802
00:43:23,672 --> 00:43:25,038
Ask them.

803
00:43:25,039 --> 00:43:25,939
Zack,
where we going tomorrow?

804
00:43:28,308 --> 00:43:29,774
Have you told him?

805
00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:31,775
It was a haunted house
down in the south somewhere.

806
00:43:33,878 --> 00:43:35,980
I don't know if it was in
Alabama or wherever it was on.

807
00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:39,516
We have a forum, chat room,
for haunted house owners.

808
00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:42,084
And, uh, there was a, um...

809
00:43:42,085 --> 00:43:44,985
A younger kid that was in a scene,
where it was a hanging scene,

810
00:43:44,986 --> 00:43:47,321
and he had replaced
the breakaway noose

811
00:43:47,322 --> 00:43:49,589
that was in
the scene with his own,

812
00:43:49,590 --> 00:43:52,090
but he accidentally
hung himself.

813
00:43:52,091 --> 00:43:53,957
<i>Um, and it was
part of the show.</i>

814
00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:56,928
And by the time they were able
to take care of the situation...

815
00:43:56,929 --> 00:43:58,362
I mean, he was already dead.

816
00:43:58,363 --> 00:44:00,264
This was,
like, in a haunted house?

817
00:44:00,265 --> 00:44:02,097
This was in a haunted house while
the haunted house was open.

818
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,139
...or should I get Skittles?

819
00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:15,774
This is all garbage food,
all garbage food.

820
00:44:15,775 --> 00:44:17,375
Or should I get
Sour Patch Kids?

821
00:44:17,376 --> 00:44:19,209
Yeah,
I don't think any of your...

822
00:44:19,210 --> 00:44:21,578
Or should I get a big pickle?

823
00:44:21,579 --> 00:44:22,778
So, are we off the 20?

824
00:44:22,779 --> 00:44:24,145
What is a good name

825
00:44:24,146 --> 00:44:25,112
- for a city?
- Where's the haunt?

826
00:44:25,113 --> 00:44:26,079
What city is the haunt in?

827
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,381
That is not what I know.

828
00:44:27,382 --> 00:44:28,982
Not our job.
Not our job.

829
00:44:28,983 --> 00:44:30,583
Look how creepy...

830
00:44:30,584 --> 00:44:31,952
Look how creepy this is.

831
00:44:31,953 --> 00:44:33,486
- I love this.
- What the hell is that?

832
00:44:33,487 --> 00:44:34,920
And he's combing his hair?

833
00:44:34,921 --> 00:44:37,888
We're going
to find these places that...

834
00:44:37,889 --> 00:44:40,190
I don't know
what goes on if they

835
00:44:40,191 --> 00:44:42,426
use real body parts
or whatever.

836
00:44:42,427 --> 00:44:45,027
Real body parts,
that doesn't scare me, though, like...

837
00:44:45,028 --> 00:44:46,628
I'm not going to
know the difference.

838
00:44:46,629 --> 00:44:48,262
If a real human leg...

839
00:44:48,263 --> 00:44:50,898
But I won't know
if it's a real human leg

840
00:44:50,899 --> 00:44:52,500
or it's a fake human leg,
so it's not...

841
00:44:52,501 --> 00:44:53,533
That doesn't bother me because
I don't know the truth anyway.

842
00:44:55,201 --> 00:44:57,336
What someone's idea
of what scary is,

843
00:44:59,204 --> 00:45:01,407
is totally different
to somebody else.

844
00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:04,408
Is it dressing up the walls, with
blood dripping off and all that stuff?

845
00:45:04,409 --> 00:45:05,775
I don't need all that.

846
00:45:05,776 --> 00:45:08,944
Mine's more like,
real shit, dark.

847
00:45:08,945 --> 00:45:10,979
I don't know where I'm going,
I don't know what's happening.

848
00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:12,813
The intricate details to me
isn't that big of a deal.

849
00:45:12,814 --> 00:45:14,280
Where are you going?

850
00:45:14,281 --> 00:45:14,914
Why do you care?

851
00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:18,317
Who you talking to?

852
00:45:19,618 --> 00:45:20,819
Chantelle.

853
00:45:20,820 --> 00:45:22,253
Yeah,
I got something good for him.

854
00:45:24,523 --> 00:45:25,156
All right. All right.

855
00:45:27,390 --> 00:45:29,325
This is Mikey's surprise,
give him a clue.

856
00:45:29,326 --> 00:45:30,725
I did.
You gotta think about it.

857
00:45:30,726 --> 00:45:33,094
I mean, think about
the theme of this trip.

858
00:45:33,095 --> 00:45:34,095
Think about some place Mikey
loves and just combine the two.

859
00:45:36,631 --> 00:45:37,964
Dude, it's like some
Halloween theme thing.

860
00:45:40,499 --> 00:45:42,701
Mikey,
are you into weird stuff?

861
00:45:42,702 --> 00:45:44,803
Absolutely, but I don't know if
they're gonna let us go in there.

862
00:45:44,804 --> 00:45:47,203
Oh, hold on.
Look what he's...

863
00:45:47,204 --> 00:45:48,737
Yes.
How old is that lady?

864
00:45:48,738 --> 00:45:51,373
50-year veteran stripper.

865
00:46:02,682 --> 00:46:04,082
Jeffrey,
is this your first time?

866
00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:05,783
No...
Yeah, my first year out of Florida.

867
00:46:05,784 --> 00:46:06,950
Look at all that.

868
00:46:06,951 --> 00:46:09,285
Insert them in, or... Okay.

869
00:46:09,286 --> 00:46:12,353
All my research pays off on
haunted houses and strip clubs.

870
00:46:12,354 --> 00:46:14,022
All right, let's have some fun.
Love it.

871
00:46:14,023 --> 00:46:15,155
Brandy, you ready?

872
00:46:15,156 --> 00:46:18,225
I mean, get crazy,
like, let's get nutty.

873
00:46:19,293 --> 00:46:21,060
Yeah!

874
00:46:22,295 --> 00:46:23,596
Getting some!

875
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:27,666
Come on, honey...

876
00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:28,733
This is kind of hot.

877
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:32,167
Very exotic.

878
00:46:33,502 --> 00:46:35,738
Zombie strippers?
Are you fucking kidding me?

879
00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:44,010
All right!

880
00:46:44,979 --> 00:46:47,280
Whoo-hoo!

881
00:46:54,151 --> 00:46:57,786
Fuck Christmas,
this is Halloween!

882
00:46:57,787 --> 00:47:00,453
And then
Jeff with four girls, dude.

883
00:47:00,454 --> 00:47:03,123
I mean, Jesus,
he almost swallowed a tit.

884
00:47:03,124 --> 00:47:04,656
I thought it was
going to kill him.

885
00:47:04,657 --> 00:47:06,125
I think she really liked me.

886
00:47:07,593 --> 00:47:10,361
- Look at your jeans, man.
- A little extra starch.

887
00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:13,697
You guys are
fucking disgusting.

888
00:47:26,741 --> 00:47:27,440
Come out!

889
00:47:32,977 --> 00:47:34,812
Be a part of this.
Come on.

890
00:47:34,813 --> 00:47:36,079
Ahhh!

891
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:37,381
Are you coming or not?

892
00:47:41,318 --> 00:47:43,184
Can we just roll through,

893
00:47:43,185 --> 00:47:45,019
just taking
a couple snap pictures?

894
00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:46,553
No.
No, you can't do that.

895
00:47:46,554 --> 00:47:48,954
You can't have any cameras,
no pictures. I'm sorry.

896
00:47:48,955 --> 00:47:50,956
This one's free.

897
00:47:50,957 --> 00:47:52,823
Dude, you can't do
that shit in San Antonio.

898
00:47:52,824 --> 00:47:55,192
Tell him about that
thing in Louisiana.

899
00:47:55,193 --> 00:47:57,125
Hey, I heard about
something in Louisiana.

900
00:47:57,126 --> 00:47:57,561
So, outside of it, like, would you
guys go out after you get off work?

901
00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:02,131
Um, some of us do.

902
00:48:02,132 --> 00:48:03,198
I'm just... I'm bored...

903
00:48:03,199 --> 00:48:05,099
Doin' this.

904
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:07,267
Dude, it was crazy, dude.

905
00:48:07,268 --> 00:48:08,502
What?

906
00:48:08,503 --> 00:48:09,903
What, did you guys
pay money to do it?

907
00:48:09,904 --> 00:48:12,638
Yeah, it's like a tour,
like San Antonio... It's like...

908
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:14,238
Have you ever
made out with guys,

909
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,772
like, in the haunt,
all dressed up?

910
00:48:15,773 --> 00:48:17,474
o.
- Never?

911
00:48:17,475 --> 00:48:19,243
- No, I have never made out with anybody at the haunt.
- No.

912
00:48:19,244 --> 00:48:20,944
- You never...
- It's like kissing my brothers.

913
00:48:20,945 --> 00:48:22,545
Um...

914
00:48:22,546 --> 00:48:24,279
Is it...
Is it...

915
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,346
Is it something skeleton or skull,
we heard?

916
00:48:26,347 --> 00:48:27,549
- Yeah.
- That's what it's called?

917
00:48:27,550 --> 00:48:28,615
Yeah, something
like blue skeleton.

918
00:48:28,616 --> 00:48:30,984
Have you ever hooked up
with make-up on?

919
00:48:30,985 --> 00:48:33,153
Uh, no. No, actually, never.

920
00:48:33,154 --> 00:48:34,454
- Seems hot.
- No, because, they're...

921
00:48:34,455 --> 00:48:35,954
You guys have to
tell me about this.

922
00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:37,823
Okay. See, I'm with
all this group of people,

923
00:48:37,824 --> 00:48:39,657
and they're, like,
getting pissed with me

924
00:48:39,658 --> 00:48:41,024
'cause I keep taking
them places like this.

925
00:48:41,025 --> 00:48:42,492
We're trying to
find something extreme.

926
00:48:42,493 --> 00:48:43,992
- Show me.

927
00:48:43,993 --> 00:48:45,493
- Show you?
- Yeah, let me see it.

928
00:48:45,494 --> 00:48:46,893
Okay.

929
00:48:46,894 --> 00:48:48,528
I want to see you
contort your body.

930
00:48:48,529 --> 00:48:50,398
Well, I would have
to take this off.

931
00:48:50,399 --> 00:48:52,465
I'm not worried
about that.

932
00:48:52,466 --> 00:48:53,434
Oh, shit, that's hot.

933
00:48:54,736 --> 00:48:55,868
You got a hot thong on.

934
00:48:58,070 --> 00:48:59,137
- Well, yeah.
- What do you...

935
00:48:59,138 --> 00:49:00,406
Turn around.
What are your tattoos?

936
00:49:00,407 --> 00:49:03,108
It's a lot harder.
I have a, um...

937
00:49:03,109 --> 00:49:04,775
You guys are
my best friends.

938
00:49:04,776 --> 00:49:05,975
Yeah, brother.
Good luck.

939
00:49:05,976 --> 00:49:07,142
All right.
Thank you, guys.

940
00:49:07,143 --> 00:49:08,310
Awesome.

941
00:49:08,311 --> 00:49:09,443
Can I touch your face?

942
00:49:09,444 --> 00:49:10,610
Sure.

943
00:49:12,814 --> 00:49:13,647
That's awesome.

944
00:49:33,561 --> 00:49:34,928
Sweet.

945
00:49:34,929 --> 00:49:36,462
Haunted words.

946
00:49:46,872 --> 00:49:48,772
- Hey, I found it.
- What?

947
00:49:48,773 --> 00:49:50,173
- I found the Blue Skeleton.
- Yeah, dude...

948
00:49:50,174 --> 00:49:51,473
Where?

949
00:49:51,474 --> 00:49:53,108
Uh, this place that they said.
San Antonio.

950
00:49:53,109 --> 00:49:54,709
And then his other friend goes,
"Fuck San Antonio!"

951
00:49:54,710 --> 00:49:56,577
He goes, "Tell him about that
crazy place we went to."

952
00:49:56,578 --> 00:49:58,612
And I was, like, "Hey,
was it called Skull Skeleton?"

953
00:49:58,613 --> 00:50:00,478
He goes, "Blue Skeleton."

954
00:50:00,479 --> 00:50:03,147
And they went last year.
And he said it's in Louisiana this year.

955
00:50:03,148 --> 00:50:05,216
Hey, we got it. We got it.

956
00:50:05,217 --> 00:50:07,251
We're done.
We're going to Blue Skeleton.

957
00:50:07,252 --> 00:50:08,785
We can go through
with two different cameras...

958
00:50:08,786 --> 00:50:10,318
No, but we
gotta get to the end...

959
00:50:10,319 --> 00:50:11,788
We got more places to go to.

960
00:50:11,789 --> 00:50:13,021
Look, I don't know exactly...

961
00:50:13,022 --> 00:50:14,857
Where ya'll going?
What are ya'll doing?

962
00:50:14,858 --> 00:50:16,492
Yeah, I'm talkin'
to you, Biggin'.

963
00:50:16,493 --> 00:50:18,126
- Whoa.
- Yeah.

964
00:50:18,127 --> 00:50:19,993
What are you doing?

965
00:50:19,994 --> 00:50:21,060
I knew you were filming in there.
Give me the tape.

966
00:50:21,061 --> 00:50:22,262
I didn't...

967
00:50:22,263 --> 00:50:23,962
Dude, I went through
one time with no camera.

968
00:50:23,963 --> 00:50:25,397
Dude? Do I look like a dude?
I look like a clown, son!

969
00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:27,598
Now, what were you
doing in there?

970
00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:29,332
- We were just hanging.
- Yeah, we were just...

971
00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:31,267
- We went through your haunt.
- Just hanging? Just hanging?

972
00:50:31,268 --> 00:50:32,501
Just hanging?

973
00:50:32,502 --> 00:50:33,802
Just hanging with
the big shitty talk?

974
00:50:33,803 --> 00:50:35,404
Whatever!
Where are the tapes?

975
00:50:35,405 --> 00:50:36,538
I know you were recording.

976
00:50:36,539 --> 00:50:37,873
We didn't
record anything.

977
00:50:37,874 --> 00:50:39,207
You told us to put
the camera off...

978
00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,874
I know you
were recording.

979
00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,075
Dude, we didn't record.

980
00:50:43,076 --> 00:50:44,476
Do you remember
yesterday?

981
00:50:44,477 --> 00:50:46,179
I wasn't born then!

982
00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:48,014
And fuckin' back up
and stop. Relax.

983
00:50:48,015 --> 00:50:49,814
You want me to
fuck and back up?

984
00:50:49,815 --> 00:50:52,148
- That is illegal in this state.
- Fuck you. Just...

985
00:50:52,149 --> 00:50:54,082
- Hey, dude, stop! Relax.
- You gotta get used to some sodomy...

986
00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:55,652
Prepare for some sodomy

987
00:50:55,653 --> 00:50:57,152
because I'm
about to fuck you up!

988
00:50:57,153 --> 00:50:58,453
Hey, dude,
you don't want...

989
00:50:58,454 --> 00:50:59,687
You do not want to
get him pissed off.

990
00:50:59,688 --> 00:51:00,855
I wanna get
him pissed off,

991
00:51:00,856 --> 00:51:03,022
- you pissed off, and fuck her.
- No, you don't.

992
00:51:03,023 --> 00:51:04,257
You look ridiculous.

993
00:51:04,258 --> 00:51:05,624
- You need to...
- Back the fuck up, get out of here.

994
00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,460
- Brandy, go inside, now!
- Okay.

995
00:51:07,461 --> 00:51:09,662
- Back up.
- You heard me. I've said my piece.

996
00:51:09,663 --> 00:51:11,262
Get on before I hurt you.

997
00:51:13,431 --> 00:51:14,698
No,
that's the second time

998
00:51:14,699 --> 00:51:16,232
one of these guys
have got in my face.

999
00:51:16,233 --> 00:51:18,300
I swear to God, dude, I'm gonna knock
one of these guys the fuck out!

1000
00:51:18,301 --> 00:51:20,335
Maybe you shouldn't make a
sex tape with his sister.

1001
00:51:20,336 --> 00:51:20,502
Oh, come on, man,
he didn't know that I was filming her.

1002
00:51:22,403 --> 00:51:23,769
Beer wench.

1003
00:51:34,812 --> 00:51:36,912
We should do a different
handshake that's like...

1004
00:51:36,913 --> 00:51:37,782
- Oh...
- Brandy, can you make...

1005
00:51:42,451 --> 00:51:43,650
No.

1006
00:51:43,651 --> 00:51:44,151
Oh...

1007
00:51:45,753 --> 00:51:47,620
No, I don't like that.

1008
00:51:49,156 --> 00:51:50,589
That wouldn't catch on?
No.

1009
00:51:50,590 --> 00:51:51,757
Oh...

1010
00:51:51,758 --> 00:51:53,691
Oh,
where are those tongs?

1011
00:53:53,242 --> 00:53:56,209
How far would they go
to scare somebody? You know...

1012
00:53:56,210 --> 00:53:58,177
They will go pretty far.

1013
00:53:58,178 --> 00:54:00,878
They will go pretty far to breaking
their leg, breaking their back,

1014
00:54:00,879 --> 00:54:03,080
<i>doing anything they possibly
can to get a scare.</i>

1015
00:54:03,081 --> 00:54:05,249
Do you think that
you have a stopping point?

1016
00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:08,018
Uh...

1017
00:54:09,154 --> 00:54:10,386
A stopping point...

1018
00:54:10,387 --> 00:54:12,788
I have been asked,
and I have done

1019
00:54:12,789 --> 00:54:15,090
many different
things over the years.

1020
00:54:15,091 --> 00:54:17,659
We've heard rumors
you were using dead bodies.

1021
00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:20,060
I'm not surprised,
to be honest.

1022
00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:20,393
I'm not surprised.
That's actually scary.

1023
00:54:22,963 --> 00:54:23,795
Real dead bodies?

1024
00:54:25,565 --> 00:54:26,965
Hmm.

1025
00:54:28,067 --> 00:54:29,766
Not far, from what I've heard.

1026
00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:31,767
Zacharias,
you hear anything last night?

1027
00:54:33,904 --> 00:54:37,239
No. Come back here
for a sec, though.

1028
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,774
What are you doing?
Close up for a J.O. session?

1029
00:54:39,775 --> 00:54:41,908
Yeah. Close the door.

1030
00:54:41,909 --> 00:54:43,109
What do you mean,
"Close the door"? Why?

1031
00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:44,310
Just close the door.

1032
00:54:44,311 --> 00:54:46,078
This was posted in a haunt
chat room last night.

1033
00:54:46,079 --> 00:54:47,512
Dude, what?

1034
00:54:47,513 --> 00:54:49,947
I've watched this
thing three times.

1035
00:54:49,948 --> 00:54:52,047
Every single one of us
is in this video.

1036
00:54:52,048 --> 00:54:53,748
How would you
have filmed this?

1037
00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:54,216
Look.

1038
00:54:56,150 --> 00:54:58,186
That's me.
Were you filming me while I was asleep?

1039
00:54:58,187 --> 00:55:01,122
I'm trying to figure out how you
filmed it, unless Michael did it.

1040
00:55:01,123 --> 00:55:03,356
But I just...
Michael's right before you.

1041
00:55:03,357 --> 00:55:05,458
I'm in bed with Brandy,
there's Jeff...

1042
00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:07,260
I can't explain this.

1043
00:55:07,261 --> 00:55:09,027
And how's it online?

1044
00:55:09,028 --> 00:55:11,062
This isn't...
What are you...

1045
00:55:11,063 --> 00:55:13,229
The only thing I can think of is,
this is just a part of it,

1046
00:55:13,230 --> 00:55:15,198
- so we're just gonna have to...
- Part of it?

1047
00:55:15,199 --> 00:55:16,765
This is not a haunt.

1048
00:55:16,766 --> 00:55:18,700
Dude, we're not in a haunt, we're
in the middle of nowhere in our RV.

1049
00:55:18,701 --> 00:55:20,869
- Yeah, I know.
- These guys came in here.

1050
00:55:20,870 --> 00:55:23,036
Do not say a fucking word
or they will all go home.

1051
00:55:23,037 --> 00:55:24,937
You guys seen
my license around?

1052
00:55:24,938 --> 00:55:25,905
What are you wearing, dude?

1053
00:55:28,210 --> 00:55:29,943
Real men wear pink.

1054
00:55:29,944 --> 00:55:31,744
Those look like
Brandy's panties.

1055
00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:32,977
You've never
seen my panties.

1056
00:55:32,978 --> 00:55:34,311
Brandy's granny panties.

1057
00:55:34,312 --> 00:55:35,745
- I blacked out last night.
- It could have been her.

1058
00:55:35,746 --> 00:55:37,213
What do you mean,
"blacked out"?

1059
00:55:37,214 --> 00:55:38,614
What the fuck!

1060
00:55:38,615 --> 00:55:40,915
What the fuck is...

1061
00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,417
What are
you doing, dude?

1062
00:55:42,418 --> 00:55:44,151
What's going on, Michael?

1063
00:55:44,152 --> 00:55:45,684
What the fuck are you doing?

1064
00:55:45,685 --> 00:55:47,152
- What the fuck is that?
- Should I pull over?

1065
00:55:47,153 --> 00:55:48,586
What do you mean,
"What is that?"

1066
00:55:48,587 --> 00:55:49,422
What the fuck?

1067
00:55:50,690 --> 00:55:52,458
- What is it?

1068
00:55:52,459 --> 00:55:53,792
What the fuck is that?

1069
00:55:53,793 --> 00:55:55,126
Is that a heart?

1070
00:55:56,260 --> 00:55:57,360
- God, Michael!
- Jesus!

1071
00:55:57,361 --> 00:55:59,996
Jesus Christ,
are you okay?

1072
00:55:59,997 --> 00:56:01,730
- Is this you?
- Michael...

1073
00:56:01,731 --> 00:56:03,532
Why the fuck is
he puking in here?

1074
00:56:03,533 --> 00:56:05,099
Zack, You did that?

1075
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:06,266
Zack?

1076
00:56:06,267 --> 00:56:07,367
Jesus Christ!

1077
00:56:07,368 --> 00:56:09,001
What is that?

1078
00:56:10,138 --> 00:56:11,804
I have no fucking idea.

1079
00:56:11,805 --> 00:56:13,372
Don't touch it.
Don't touch it!

1080
00:56:13,373 --> 00:56:14,639
Well,
I'm not keeping it in here.

1081
00:56:14,874 --> 00:56:17,842
Shit.

1082
00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:20,678
God,
that's so gross.

1083
00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,280
Fucking idiots, dude.

1084
00:56:24,281 --> 00:56:26,048
I didn't do this.

1085
00:56:26,049 --> 00:56:27,114
Yeah, you didn't do it.

1086
00:56:32,819 --> 00:56:34,053
What are you doing?

1087
00:56:34,054 --> 00:56:36,320
Nothing.
I'm just waiting for you, man.

1088
00:56:36,321 --> 00:56:37,387
Let's go.

1089
00:56:40,657 --> 00:56:41,825
None of you guys are ready.

1090
00:56:41,826 --> 00:56:43,592
And Mikey's
being difficult. Still.

1091
00:56:43,593 --> 00:56:44,761
Are you all right?

1092
00:56:44,762 --> 00:56:46,262
No, I'm not.

1093
00:56:46,263 --> 00:56:47,595
Let's go.
- This is just... I don't want to do it.

1094
00:56:47,596 --> 00:56:48,929
Jeff, you done?

1095
00:57:04,508 --> 00:57:06,575
Hey, I got the email.

1096
00:57:06,576 --> 00:57:08,609
- We're doing the forum?
- Yeah.

1097
00:57:08,610 --> 00:57:09,176
All right.

1098
00:57:11,814 --> 00:57:14,682
If you want to move closer,
head toward Baton Rouge.

1099
00:57:14,683 --> 00:57:17,616
Ask for Giggles
at the DandD Bar.

1100
00:57:17,617 --> 00:57:18,684
Baton Rouge?

1101
00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:19,951
Yeah.

1102
00:57:19,952 --> 00:57:22,186
It's...
It's part of the thing.

1103
00:57:22,187 --> 00:57:23,320
You're the very one that wants to stop
going to the Mickey Mouse places.

1104
00:57:25,722 --> 00:57:26,589
All right.

1105
00:57:27,657 --> 00:57:29,323
Huh?

1106
00:57:29,324 --> 00:57:31,325
There it is. Now you're going
to get your chance, tough guy.

1107
00:57:36,062 --> 00:57:38,864
Look at all
those trash bag pumpkins.

1108
00:57:42,701 --> 00:57:43,867
This is a bar?

1109
00:57:44,102 --> 00:57:47,071
Zack?

1110
00:57:48,406 --> 00:57:51,638
I'm sorry, guys,
but this is where they said to go.

1111
00:57:51,639 --> 00:57:53,674
He said to ask
the guy at the bar.

1112
00:57:59,246 --> 00:58:02,346
Hey, uh, excuse me.

1113
00:58:02,347 --> 00:58:03,782
Sorry to bother you guys.
Uh, I'm supposed to find a Giggles.

1114
00:58:05,952 --> 00:58:07,351
- You know?
- Giggles?

1115
00:58:08,887 --> 00:58:10,954
Yeah.
I know Giggles.

1116
00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:13,288
Oh, yeah. He hangs out here
quite regularly, matter of fact.

1117
00:58:13,289 --> 00:58:14,856
You all want to
take a seat over there

1118
00:58:14,857 --> 00:58:17,024
and make yourselves at home.
He'll be here shortly.

1119
00:58:17,025 --> 00:58:17,757
Yeah.

1120
00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:21,359
Sit.

1121
00:58:27,398 --> 00:58:29,334
At least we're on
the right track.

1122
00:58:29,335 --> 00:58:31,334
Look at
the couple slow dancing.

1123
00:58:31,335 --> 00:58:32,634
So weird.

1124
00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:35,603
You guys want a drink,
at least?

1125
00:58:37,140 --> 00:58:38,572
- Beer.
- Jeff, you want a beer?

1126
00:58:38,573 --> 00:58:40,007
Yeah.

1127
00:58:40,008 --> 00:58:41,207
It's just a scare...

1128
00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:43,542
Hey! What's that camera for?

1129
00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:56,118
They're cool, the bar.

1130
00:58:56,119 --> 00:58:57,654
Happy with that
kind of service.

1131
00:58:57,655 --> 00:59:00,155
Besides, they don't...
They don't like our kind.

1132
00:59:05,058 --> 00:59:07,058
Holy shit. Turn around.
Turn around, Brandy!

1133
00:59:07,059 --> 00:59:07,359
- What? What?
- Turn around.

1134
00:59:08,928 --> 00:59:10,762
Oh, my God.

1135
00:59:15,564 --> 00:59:16,731
Wow.

1136
00:59:38,915 --> 00:59:40,815
Are you Giggles?

1137
00:59:48,222 --> 00:59:50,224
Hey!
All right, I'll turn it off!

1138
00:59:50,225 --> 00:59:51,090
Try that here.

1139
00:59:54,427 --> 00:59:56,726
That guy was
having a good time.

1140
00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:01,263
You looked like you
were having a good time.

1141
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:03,032
What?
Okay, I'm going to the bathroom.

1142
01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:03,965
What?

1143
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:07,899
- Hey, we're gonna...
- What's going on, guys?

1144
01:00:09,435 --> 01:00:10,734
- We're gonna...
- No, no, no, no, no.

1145
01:00:10,735 --> 01:00:11,937
You want to meet Mr. Giggles?
He's outside.

1146
01:00:11,938 --> 01:00:13,337
Yes.

1147
01:00:13,338 --> 01:00:15,173
He won't talk till the camera is off,
so put it down.

1148
01:00:15,174 --> 01:00:17,174
- Sit down.
- It's gonna be you.

1149
01:00:17,175 --> 01:00:18,708
Finally.

1150
01:00:18,709 --> 01:00:20,210
This is not a good idea.

1151
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:25,013
Oh, man, check this out.

1152
01:00:25,014 --> 01:00:26,380
What you got there?

1153
01:00:26,381 --> 01:00:28,148
City boys
forgot their camera.

1154
01:00:28,149 --> 01:00:29,749
Oh, cool.
Let's go make a movie.

1155
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:31,283
Yeah, let's make a movie.

1156
01:00:39,423 --> 01:00:40,791
Hey, guys,
this is the ladies' room.

1157
01:00:40,792 --> 01:00:42,627
Well, yeah, we know.
How you doing?

1158
01:00:42,628 --> 01:00:44,194
Ugh, what are you doing?

1159
01:00:44,195 --> 01:00:45,662
We're shooting
a little video.

1160
01:00:45,663 --> 01:00:47,829
Thought that's
what y'all like.

1161
01:00:47,830 --> 01:00:50,197
Well, it's not what we're...
It's not what we're here to do.

1162
01:00:50,198 --> 01:00:51,698
We decided to
shoot a little movie.

1163
01:00:51,699 --> 01:00:53,132
Did Bobby and Zack
set you up for this?

1164
01:00:53,133 --> 01:00:54,733
Heard you were
looking for Mr. Giggles.

1165
01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:56,535
I got your Mr. Giggles
for you right here, darling.

1166
01:00:56,536 --> 01:00:58,135
Stop.

1167
01:00:58,136 --> 01:00:59,769
- Could you just...
- Huh?

1168
01:00:59,770 --> 01:01:01,604
Just leave the rest room.

1169
01:01:01,605 --> 01:01:03,873
Uh, we're good.
We're doing all right. Stop!

1170
01:01:03,874 --> 01:01:05,673
Just stop! Guys, get out!

1171
01:01:05,674 --> 01:01:07,309
- Come on, huh?
- What's the matter?

1172
01:01:07,310 --> 01:01:08,643
Just trying
to have a little fun.

1173
01:01:08,644 --> 01:01:09,910
Bobby.

1174
01:01:09,911 --> 01:01:11,311
They cornered me in there.

1175
01:01:11,312 --> 01:01:12,812
What the fuck
you guys doing?

1176
01:01:12,813 --> 01:01:14,381
- Shooting a movie, boy.
- Shooting a movie.

1177
01:01:14,382 --> 01:01:15,648
That's our camera.
What are you talking about?

1178
01:01:15,649 --> 01:01:17,049
We're making a movie.

1179
01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:20,150
Let's go, let's go...

1180
01:01:20,151 --> 01:01:23,253
- I'm not saying it's you.
- It's on all of us, all right?

1181
01:01:23,254 --> 01:01:25,155
But it's getting out
of hand, all right?

1182
01:01:25,156 --> 01:01:27,523
They're filming us,
they're posting this shit online.

1183
01:01:27,524 --> 01:01:29,291
Fucking getting
in Mike's face.

1184
01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:30,424
But then when
they go after Brandy,

1185
01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:32,194
that's a whole
different story, man.

1186
01:01:32,195 --> 01:01:32,394
We can never
leave her alone again.

1187
01:01:34,395 --> 01:01:36,530
They were asking me for my Facebook,
and I got theirs.

1188
01:01:38,399 --> 01:01:40,799
We were talking
about Extreme Haunts.

1189
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,401
And they said that they were
looking for the same shit.

1190
01:01:43,402 --> 01:01:45,168
I don't know.
They were just, like,

1191
01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:46,802
"Hey, let's exchange
information if you find..."

1192
01:01:46,803 --> 01:01:48,237
They knew what we
were talking about?

1193
01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:49,704
Yeah. They said
they've heard of 'em.

1194
01:01:49,705 --> 01:01:51,438
Well, then you're gonna
need to Facebook 'em.

1195
01:01:51,439 --> 01:01:52,905
'Cause we have
the information.

1196
01:01:52,906 --> 01:01:54,240
It's in Louisiana this year.

1197
01:01:54,241 --> 01:01:55,507
We don't have
an address, though.

1198
01:01:55,508 --> 01:01:56,809
- It doesn't matter.
- You know, I'm down,

1199
01:01:56,810 --> 01:01:58,076
- but we don't have an address.
- It doesn't matter.

1200
01:01:58,077 --> 01:01:59,313
- I have...

1201
01:01:59,314 --> 01:02:01,780
- These websites. I'm in...
- Shh, what was that?

1202
01:02:01,781 --> 01:02:03,347
Yeah, but Zack,
that's like nothing.

1203
01:02:03,348 --> 01:02:04,949
Brandy, when I say Louisiana,
that's where it is...

1204
01:02:04,950 --> 01:02:06,884
- What was that?

1205
01:02:06,885 --> 01:02:08,151
You guys,
there's somebody outside.

1206
01:02:09,287 --> 01:02:11,620
Look out the windows.

1207
01:02:17,359 --> 01:02:18,558
It's so hard to see.
Can you even see...

1208
01:02:20,094 --> 01:02:21,794
- Shit!
- You guys, there's somebody out there!

1209
01:02:21,795 --> 01:02:23,028
Brandy, stay here.

1210
01:02:23,029 --> 01:02:24,597
- What was that?
- Shh...

1211
01:02:26,231 --> 01:02:28,867
- Somebody is on the roof.
- Where?

1212
01:02:30,535 --> 01:02:31,735
Shh.

1213
01:02:31,736 --> 01:02:32,769
- Shh.

1214
01:02:35,738 --> 01:02:37,638
- Jeff...

1215
01:02:37,639 --> 01:02:39,272
Be quiet. Shh...

1216
01:02:39,273 --> 01:02:41,741
Shut up, shut up, shut up.

1217
01:02:44,576 --> 01:02:45,943
Holy shit. Holy shit.

1218
01:02:45,944 --> 01:02:47,377
What just happened?

1219
01:02:47,378 --> 01:02:49,246
Bobby... Bobby, get it.
Jeff, why is the power out?

1220
01:02:49,247 --> 01:02:50,546
Is the door locked?
Is the door locked?

1221
01:02:50,547 --> 01:02:52,382
Yes, it's locked!

1222
01:02:54,384 --> 01:02:56,418
Go turn it on.

1223
01:02:56,419 --> 01:02:58,419
What do you see out the window?
I don't see shit.

1224
01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,254
- I can't see anything.
- Brandy, just stay here.

1225
01:03:00,255 --> 01:03:01,622
Okay.

1226
01:03:01,623 --> 01:03:02,923
Do not leave
anybody's side.

1227
01:03:02,924 --> 01:03:04,790
Stay away from the sun roof.

1228
01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:07,092
Or, if I try the engine, dude,
it'll charge the generator.

1229
01:03:07,093 --> 01:03:08,925
- Try it!
- I'll just try it. Hold on.

1230
01:03:08,926 --> 01:03:10,127
Brandy, stay back.

1231
01:03:11,763 --> 01:03:12,697
Shit!

1232
01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:16,464
What the fuck?

1233
01:03:16,465 --> 01:03:18,133
Bobby, they are every...
They are all around us.

1234
01:03:18,134 --> 01:03:20,169
You guys,
what is going on?

1235
01:03:22,372 --> 01:03:23,971
What the fuck is going on?

1236
01:03:23,972 --> 01:03:25,372
What the...
Jesus, Bobby!

1237
01:03:25,373 --> 01:03:27,172
They're outside our...

1238
01:03:27,173 --> 01:03:28,507
Right up against the window over there!
Seriously!

1239
01:03:28,508 --> 01:03:29,741
- What the fuck?
- Where'd they go?

1240
01:03:29,742 --> 01:03:30,809
Where did they go?

1241
01:03:30,810 --> 01:03:32,142
There were, like,
50 of them...

1242
01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:33,610
- Shut the back.
- ...and they just disappeared.

1243
01:03:33,611 --> 01:03:35,211
Go to the back
and lock the door.

1244
01:03:35,212 --> 01:03:37,111
Did they go on the sides?

1245
01:03:37,112 --> 01:03:38,946
- Guys, do you see that?
- I don't know...

1246
01:03:38,947 --> 01:03:41,049
They are starting to phase out
a lot of the traditional stuff

1247
01:03:44,386 --> 01:03:46,753
and starting to go
into this extreme stuff.

1248
01:03:46,754 --> 01:03:48,887
<i>- If I've got a group of...
- Help!</i>

1249
01:03:48,888 --> 01:03:50,588
...six or eight, you know,
21-year-old males

1250
01:03:50,589 --> 01:03:52,590
<i>and a guy comes up to me
and tugs on my sleeve,</i>

1251
01:03:52,591 --> 01:03:54,392
<i>and he says,
"Hey, I want it hardcore,"</i>

1252
01:03:54,393 --> 01:03:56,126
we'll run him through there.

1253
01:03:56,127 --> 01:03:59,728
I mean, I'll tell the guy, "I'll do
everything short of killing you."

1254
01:03:59,729 --> 01:04:01,697
<i>And they're, like, "That's what we want.
That's what we want."</i>

1255
01:04:01,698 --> 01:04:04,099
And I'll go in there,
and we'll tear 'em up.

1256
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:07,367
We're almost to the point where we're
gonna cuss these people and gang-rape them.

1257
01:04:14,407 --> 01:04:14,941
Brandy,
you doing okay?

1258
01:04:16,476 --> 01:04:18,475
Come on, it's our last day.

1259
01:04:20,177 --> 01:04:21,510
See a smile on that face.

1260
01:04:23,346 --> 01:04:24,947
That's our
Halloween breakfast?

1261
01:04:26,215 --> 01:04:27,447
Yeah.

1262
01:04:27,448 --> 01:04:28,681
Halloween is
just like Christmas.

1263
01:04:28,682 --> 01:04:29,881
You get Christmas breakfast.

1264
01:04:29,882 --> 01:04:30,982
Halloween breakfast.

1265
01:04:30,983 --> 01:04:32,683
Jack-o-lantern
pancakes then.

1266
01:04:32,684 --> 01:04:35,386
Can everybody have
a good time today, please?

1267
01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:37,756
Jesus Christ.

1268
01:04:38,890 --> 01:04:40,256
What the fuck was that?

1269
01:04:40,257 --> 01:04:41,491
Do not go outside yet.

1270
01:04:41,492 --> 01:04:41,858
Dude... Dude...

1271
01:04:42,692 --> 01:04:45,460
- Yeah...
- I'm going.

1272
01:04:47,196 --> 01:04:48,763
Do you see anybody?

1273
01:04:51,432 --> 01:04:53,198
Why is there a pumpkin
in the middle of nowhere?

1274
01:04:53,199 --> 01:04:54,634
Zack, get in...
What are you doing?

1275
01:04:54,635 --> 01:04:56,602
- Get back in the RV.

1276
01:05:00,538 --> 01:05:02,272
See anything?

1277
01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:03,472
Somebody is here.

1278
01:05:03,473 --> 01:05:05,475
I like it.
It says, "Carve me."

1279
01:05:05,476 --> 01:05:07,077
Look what I have.

1280
01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:15,448
I think they
went a little too far.

1281
01:05:15,449 --> 01:05:17,350
Got a knife?

1282
01:05:17,351 --> 01:05:19,517
I mean, we are in the middle of nowhere,
and they found us?

1283
01:05:19,518 --> 01:05:21,451
Yeah, this is what
you've been looking for.

1284
01:05:26,523 --> 01:05:28,258
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?

1285
01:05:28,259 --> 01:05:30,225
Look what we have here.

1286
01:05:31,660 --> 01:05:34,027
Stop being dramatic.
What is it?

1287
01:05:34,028 --> 01:05:35,594
It's an invitation.

1288
01:05:35,595 --> 01:05:36,763
Bourbon Street, 10:00 p.m.

1289
01:05:38,799 --> 01:05:41,499
But, I mean how do you know it's
Blue Skeleton? How the fuck...

1290
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:43,499
It's what
we've been wanting.

1291
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,034
It's insane now. There'll be,
like, 10,000 people down there.

1292
01:05:45,035 --> 01:05:46,236
We gotta try it.

1293
01:05:46,237 --> 01:05:48,938
One more day, that's all I ask.
It's Halloween.

1294
01:05:48,939 --> 01:05:50,272
We go home tomorrow, okay?

1295
01:05:50,273 --> 01:05:51,572
Yeah, I don't know.

1296
01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:53,006
We bring this
to protect us.

1297
01:05:53,007 --> 01:05:54,276
Don't be
a smartass right now.

1298
01:05:54,277 --> 01:05:55,409
We're going home tomorrow.

1299
01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:56,778
Dude, this is what
we've been looking for.

1300
01:05:56,779 --> 01:05:58,745
Yeah, we used to assume
that we were gonna go.

1301
01:05:58,746 --> 01:05:59,880
We are going.

1302
01:05:59,881 --> 01:06:01,181
You just... No, you...

1303
01:06:01,182 --> 01:06:02,548
You don't give
anybody a chance to talk...

1304
01:06:02,549 --> 01:06:04,148
You were really going
to get an invitation,

1305
01:06:04,149 --> 01:06:05,650
and then just,
what are we going to do,

1306
01:06:05,651 --> 01:06:07,651
go drink tonight
at a bar?

1307
01:06:07,652 --> 01:06:09,585
This is what we've been looking for,
for a week.

1308
01:06:09,586 --> 01:06:10,085
It's Halloween.
We go.

1309
01:06:10,954 --> 01:06:13,720
- Holy shit.
- Wow.

1310
01:06:16,089 --> 01:06:18,158
Guys, it's so cool.

1311
01:06:18,159 --> 01:06:19,858
I have the weird... That's weird.
Halloween.

1312
01:06:19,859 --> 01:06:21,961
That's really...

1313
01:06:21,962 --> 01:06:24,361
That means people were out here
last night putting those in.

1314
01:06:24,362 --> 01:06:25,496
Zack, go get 'em.

1315
01:06:25,497 --> 01:06:26,831
Wow.

1316
01:06:26,832 --> 01:06:28,599
They were sitting around the
RV while we were sleeping.

1317
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,400
Hey. Hey, you all right?

1318
01:06:33,937 --> 01:06:35,669
Brandy,
let's go with it.

1319
01:06:35,670 --> 01:06:36,870
Halloween time.

1320
01:06:36,871 --> 01:06:38,171
Everybody take one.
Let's rock.

1321
01:06:40,541 --> 01:06:41,842
- Ha!
- You're an idiot!

1322
01:06:48,213 --> 01:06:50,381
That's not
what we set out to do,

1323
01:06:50,382 --> 01:06:52,449
is to be fucking
surrounded in a field

1324
01:06:52,450 --> 01:06:54,350
by fucking weirdos.

1325
01:06:54,351 --> 01:06:56,717
Well, if you kind of think about it,
it's kind of cool.

1326
01:06:59,454 --> 01:07:01,721
You kidding me?

1327
01:07:01,722 --> 01:07:03,089
- It's kind of cool.
- Kind of cool?

1328
01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:04,523
There is such a difference,
though,

1329
01:07:04,524 --> 01:07:06,990
in wanting extreme shit
and knowing, okay,

1330
01:07:06,991 --> 01:07:09,425
we're going to do
an extreme haunted house,

1331
01:07:09,426 --> 01:07:12,361
to brushing teeth
and getting ready to go to bed

1332
01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:13,097
and be surrounded
by redneck hillbilly assholes

1333
01:07:16,799 --> 01:07:18,333
that are, you know,
fucking with us.

1334
01:07:18,334 --> 01:07:21,002
And that's not cool when you
don't know what's going on.

1335
01:07:21,003 --> 01:07:23,770
Nothing actually happened.

1336
01:07:23,771 --> 01:07:25,805
Like, just calm down,
all right?

1337
01:07:25,806 --> 01:07:28,306
You came on this trip,
you've seen this world,

1338
01:07:28,307 --> 01:07:30,874
and now we've got the opportunity
to do something really cool,

1339
01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:32,010
so just relax.

1340
01:08:01,962 --> 01:08:03,831
You see anybody
who has a skull mask,

1341
01:08:03,832 --> 01:08:05,667
anything that looks
like it, let me know.

1342
01:08:05,668 --> 01:08:07,534
Show me your tits!

1343
01:08:07,535 --> 01:08:08,401
Thank you!

1344
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:17,374
It's not him.
It's not him.

1345
01:08:22,545 --> 01:08:24,412
There's somebody up
there with a skull, Jeff.

1346
01:08:24,413 --> 01:08:24,879
- Where?
- See him on the balcony?

1347
01:08:34,621 --> 01:08:36,489
I swear I could see him.

1348
01:08:46,428 --> 01:08:48,862
I'm not gonna walk down
this street again!

1349
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,342
Hey!

1350
01:09:06,943 --> 01:09:08,577
- Brandy?

1351
01:09:13,614 --> 01:09:15,047
Brandy!

1352
01:09:25,822 --> 01:09:26,223
Hey... Bobby!

1353
01:09:27,224 --> 01:09:29,359
Hey!

1354
01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:32,060
Get him... Get him.

1355
01:09:32,061 --> 01:09:33,126
Bobby!

1356
01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:34,227
Hey, wait up!

1357
01:09:35,562 --> 01:09:37,430
Hey, where you go...
Wait up!

1358
01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:40,065
Bobby!

1359
01:09:46,868 --> 01:09:48,370
You wanna
come out and play?

1360
01:09:58,079 --> 01:09:59,511
Someone find my friends.

1361
01:09:59,512 --> 01:09:59,878
Over here, boy.
What you looking at?

1362
01:10:10,053 --> 01:10:11,220
Yeah!

1363
01:10:13,488 --> 01:10:14,588
Bring your mouth!

1364
01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:18,893
Put out your tongue
and say, "Ah."

1365
01:10:45,378 --> 01:10:46,543
You guys going to call him?

1366
01:10:46,544 --> 01:10:47,678
Yeah, Zack is.

1367
01:10:50,982 --> 01:10:52,482
I called twice.

1368
01:10:52,483 --> 01:10:53,883
What do you mean
you called twice?

1369
01:10:53,884 --> 01:10:55,317
- Voice mail says...
- Whose voice mail?

1370
01:10:55,318 --> 01:10:56,817
Jeff's voice mail!
It says,

1371
01:10:56,818 --> 01:10:58,952
"If you want to go to
the Blue Skeleton..."

1372
01:10:58,953 --> 01:11:01,122
That gave me an intersection and
said we gotta be there by midnight.

1373
01:11:14,666 --> 01:11:17,132
I can't believe that we're actually
going to find this place, man.

1374
01:11:35,546 --> 01:11:37,713
I can't say I know
what's going on, but just...

1375
01:11:37,714 --> 01:11:38,379
We're in this together.

1376
01:11:39,882 --> 01:11:42,384
Right, that's fine.
What are you looking for?

1377
01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:42,551
Mike.

1378
01:11:43,752 --> 01:11:46,319
I don't know where
the fuck Jeff is,

1379
01:11:48,621 --> 01:11:50,855
I do not know
what is going on.

1380
01:11:50,856 --> 01:11:53,892
We're either going to the end of
this road, or going the fuck home.

1381
01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:56,060
What do you want to do?
You want to leave him out there?

1382
01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:58,627
There's no fucking chance.
He's up!

1383
01:11:58,628 --> 01:12:01,363
I don't see
anything outside, though.

1384
01:12:01,364 --> 01:12:02,863
Somebody is coming.

1385
01:12:08,936 --> 01:12:11,203
Whoa.
Zack, what is this, man?

1386
01:12:11,204 --> 01:12:12,737
What's going on?

1387
01:12:12,738 --> 01:12:14,839
- What the...

1388
01:12:16,841 --> 01:12:17,741
What are we gonna do?

1389
01:12:21,877 --> 01:12:23,277
Oh, come on.

1390
01:12:30,317 --> 01:12:31,950
This is... Fuck...

1391
01:12:31,951 --> 01:12:32,551
What?

1392
01:12:34,386 --> 01:12:37,656
"Sixty seconds, come outside,
or your friend will die."

1393
01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:38,255
- It's a text message?
- What the fuck?

1394
01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:44,559
This is not
all right, man.

1395
01:12:47,729 --> 01:12:49,262
"Forty-five seconds."

1396
01:12:51,431 --> 01:12:52,864
Fuck this, dude,
I'm not scared of them.

1397
01:12:52,865 --> 01:12:54,333
Let's get out there.
This isn't real, right?

1398
01:12:58,972 --> 01:13:00,171
Is this the haunt?
What is this?

1399
01:13:00,172 --> 01:13:01,971
"You will be scared.
Thirty seconds."

1400
01:13:01,972 --> 01:13:03,906
Can they fucking hear us?

1401
01:13:03,907 --> 01:13:06,341
You guys,
what's going on here?

1402
01:13:06,342 --> 01:13:08,342
It's...
It's just gotta be them.

1403
01:13:08,343 --> 01:13:09,710
What else do we do?

1404
01:13:09,711 --> 01:13:10,277
Zack?

1405
01:13:11,579 --> 01:13:13,045
Dude, get back in the RV!

1406
01:13:13,046 --> 01:13:14,113
Come on!

1407
01:13:22,053 --> 01:13:22,285
Shit!

1408
01:13:23,286 --> 01:13:25,554
"Surprise."

1409
01:13:29,458 --> 01:13:31,459
What the hell
is going on?

1410
01:13:31,460 --> 01:13:32,693
There is glass everywhere,
Bobby.

1411
01:13:32,694 --> 01:13:34,160
Stay down, Brandy.

1412
01:13:34,161 --> 01:13:37,162
Jesus-fucking-Christ!
Why are they doing this to us?

1413
01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:39,865
Holy shit.

1414
01:13:39,866 --> 01:13:41,466
- Stay down.
- Can you see Zack?

1415
01:13:41,467 --> 01:13:42,133
- Holy shit.

1416
01:13:43,667 --> 01:13:45,469
Get it.

1417
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,540
"Don't look up."

1418
01:13:55,176 --> 01:13:56,610
What the fuck man?

1419
01:13:59,045 --> 01:14:01,346
I don't want
to fucking play along!

1420
01:14:01,347 --> 01:14:02,946
- Get off me!
- Get the fuck off!

1421
01:14:02,947 --> 01:14:05,047
Do not fucking hurt her!

1422
01:14:11,087 --> 01:14:12,321
Jesus Christ.

1423
01:14:12,889 --> 01:14:15,655
Brandy?

1424
01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:25,096
Brandy, stay close.

1425
01:14:25,097 --> 01:14:26,463
Okay.

1426
01:14:53,449 --> 01:14:55,583
Where are we going?

1427
01:14:55,584 --> 01:14:57,117
Guys, you know what this is.
Just relax.

1428
01:14:59,686 --> 01:15:01,319
A little hard
to relax, Zack.

1429
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:02,855
Zack, shut the fuck up.

1430
01:15:10,727 --> 01:15:11,863
Oh, my God.

1431
01:15:11,864 --> 01:15:12,963
Ah, fuck!

1432
01:15:12,964 --> 01:15:14,363
Get off me!

1433
01:15:14,364 --> 01:15:16,398
What is going on, Mike?
What's happening?

1434
01:15:16,399 --> 01:15:17,998
Get the fuck off me!

1435
01:15:17,999 --> 01:15:19,599
- All right, All right.

1436
01:15:21,335 --> 01:15:22,736
Jesus!

1437
01:15:22,737 --> 01:15:25,371
All right. These guys
have got a fuckin' bat.

1438
01:15:55,526 --> 01:15:57,428
- What?
- What's going on, Mike?

1439
01:15:57,429 --> 01:15:59,795
Michael,
just do what they want.

1440
01:15:59,796 --> 01:16:01,028
All right, all right.

1441
01:16:11,437 --> 01:16:13,036
Michael?

1442
01:16:18,709 --> 01:16:21,343
He's just
messing with you, Brandy.

1443
01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:25,281
Okay.

1444
01:16:25,282 --> 01:16:25,981
What's going on?

1445
01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:31,317
- They are moving me outside.
- All right, I'll go!

1446
01:16:33,353 --> 01:16:35,519
Hey Zack,
are you going too?

1447
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:36,888
I guess, are you?

1448
01:16:36,889 --> 01:16:38,688
- No.
- Zack!

1449
01:16:38,689 --> 01:16:41,356
Wait, you guys,
don't leave me in here alone.

1450
01:16:41,357 --> 01:16:43,323
Zack,
bring her with you!

1451
01:16:43,324 --> 01:16:44,291
You guys!

1452
01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:47,494
- Brandy!
- Oh, shit.

1453
01:16:47,495 --> 01:16:50,731
Brandy!

1454
01:16:50,732 --> 01:16:52,265
Fucking shit!

1455
01:16:52,266 --> 01:16:53,632
Brandy!

1456
01:16:53,633 --> 01:16:54,966
- Brandy!
- Guys!

1457
01:16:54,967 --> 01:16:55,100
- Guys!
- Brandy!

1458
01:16:57,103 --> 01:16:58,435
Bring her out!

1459
01:17:03,506 --> 01:17:06,741
Fuck, I don't want
to be here alone.

1460
01:17:47,304 --> 01:17:49,105
Count to 30...

1461
01:17:49,106 --> 01:17:50,472
...and remove your hood.

1462
01:17:53,608 --> 01:17:55,841
There is going to
be a video camera

1463
01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:56,474
sitting right next to you.

1464
01:17:58,177 --> 01:17:59,812
Pick it up...

1465
01:18:02,348 --> 01:18:05,181
...and record
everything you see.

1466
01:18:06,616 --> 01:18:08,518
And remember...

1467
01:18:10,055 --> 01:18:10,920
...we'll be watching.

1468
01:19:15,164 --> 01:19:15,931
I can't see a goddamn thing.

1469
01:19:17,566 --> 01:19:19,566
Oh, my God,
this is ridiculous.

1470
01:19:22,035 --> 01:19:23,101
Shit.

1471
01:19:30,141 --> 01:19:32,342
Zack?

1472
01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:34,878
Bobby?

1473
01:19:36,179 --> 01:19:38,214
I'm supposed to be filming.

1474
01:19:40,448 --> 01:19:41,547
Oh, shit.

1475
01:19:46,687 --> 01:19:49,087
Dammit.

1476
01:19:49,088 --> 01:19:50,588
I swear to Christ, Bobby,
if y'all are fucking with me...

1477
01:19:52,657 --> 01:19:54,357
Honestly, I just
want to get the... Fuck!

1478
01:19:58,063 --> 01:20:00,962
All right, look,
I'm fucking over this.

1479
01:20:04,132 --> 01:20:07,233
All right, I'm done. I'm done!
What the fuck am I supposed to do?

1480
01:20:10,136 --> 01:20:11,668
Hello!

1481
01:20:11,669 --> 01:20:12,368
Zack! Bobby!

1482
01:20:14,338 --> 01:20:16,440
This is crazy shit.

1483
01:20:19,643 --> 01:20:22,376
Hello?

1484
01:20:23,678 --> 01:20:24,612
Fuck.

1485
01:20:33,751 --> 01:20:36,352
Zack?

1486
01:20:42,591 --> 01:20:44,727
Oh, fuck.

1487
01:20:51,266 --> 01:20:54,099
Holy Jesus Christ, man!

1488
01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,834
Dude, I am done!
Just let me out. I give up...

1489
01:20:59,336 --> 01:20:59,669
What the fuck?
Get me out of here now!

1490
01:21:02,305 --> 01:21:03,005
You look...

1491
01:21:12,413 --> 01:21:13,612
Jesus Christ!

1492
01:21:14,814 --> 01:21:18,082
Hey, hey! How the fuck
do I get out of here?

1493
01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:19,451
What the fuck?

1494
01:21:19,452 --> 01:21:21,386
- What the fuck!

1495
01:21:21,387 --> 01:21:22,352
Oh, shit.

1496
01:21:25,887 --> 01:21:27,988
Okay.

1497
01:21:38,331 --> 01:21:39,933
No!

1498
01:21:39,934 --> 01:21:42,601
Can any of you
guys hear me in here?

1499
01:21:45,836 --> 01:21:46,168
All right, we're done!

1500
01:21:47,671 --> 01:21:49,504
What the fuck?

1501
01:21:52,941 --> 01:21:54,874
What the fuck, man!

1502
01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:57,508
- Get me the fuck out of here!
- Bobby, where are you?

1503
01:21:57,509 --> 01:22:00,479
Get me out of here!
Get me the fuck out of here!

1504
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:02,646
- Get me the fuck...

1505
01:22:02,647 --> 01:22:05,548
Get me the fuck...
Bobby! Mikey!

1506
01:22:05,549 --> 01:22:07,850
Somebody fucking answer me!

1507
01:22:07,851 --> 01:22:09,585
What's going on?

1508
01:22:09,586 --> 01:22:10,818
Fuck!

1509
01:22:18,691 --> 01:22:21,427
Jesus.

1510
01:22:21,428 --> 01:22:22,027
Hey, man, tell me you know how to
get out of this fucking place.

1511
01:22:25,164 --> 01:22:26,497
Hey.

1512
01:22:26,498 --> 01:22:27,663
What the fuck is this?

1513
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,535
Your props are
really fucking scary!

1514
01:22:32,536 --> 01:22:34,035
Oh! Shit.

1515
01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:35,837
Hello?

1516
01:22:37,272 --> 01:22:39,472
What the fuck is going on?

1517
01:22:39,473 --> 01:22:41,306
Hello!

1518
01:22:42,542 --> 01:22:43,774
- Oh, shit!

1519
01:22:45,811 --> 01:22:47,511
Michael! Mike!

1520
01:22:47,512 --> 01:22:48,611
Michael, I'm in here man!

1521
01:22:50,514 --> 01:22:52,246
- Get me the fuck out!
- Mike!

1522
01:22:52,247 --> 01:22:54,149
- God dammit! What the fuck is wrong?
- Bobby?

1523
01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:55,484
- Michael?
- Bobby!

1524
01:22:55,485 --> 01:22:56,851
Michael!

1525
01:22:56,852 --> 01:22:58,819
- Guys, can you hear me?
- No! Look at the door.

1526
01:22:58,820 --> 01:23:00,186
Get the fuck out!

1527
01:23:00,187 --> 01:23:02,021
Get the fuck
out of there now!

1528
01:23:02,022 --> 01:23:03,357
- Find the door!

1529
01:23:03,358 --> 01:23:05,557
Michael! Michael!

1530
01:23:05,558 --> 01:23:05,958
Come on. Come on,
there's gotta be a light in here.

1531
01:23:09,161 --> 01:23:10,659
Come on.

1532
01:23:15,765 --> 01:23:17,533
Coming through!
Pardon me!

1533
01:23:18,967 --> 01:23:21,033
Stop it!

1534
01:23:21,034 --> 01:23:22,736
Please stop!

1535
01:23:26,606 --> 01:23:28,507
Just get
me out of here!

1536
01:23:28,508 --> 01:23:30,241
Please get me out of here!

1537
01:23:32,310 --> 01:23:34,810
- I'm going to fuck your world!
- No...

1538
01:23:38,381 --> 01:23:41,047
Brandy?

1539
01:23:41,048 --> 01:23:43,615
Guys,
somebody please talk to me.

1540
01:23:43,616 --> 01:23:46,185
Please God,
please God, please God.

1541
01:23:50,355 --> 01:23:51,755
Zack?

1542
01:23:51,756 --> 01:23:54,291
Zack, what the fuck
are you doing in here, man?

1543
01:23:54,292 --> 01:23:56,159
We got to get out of here.

1544
01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:58,595
This is not a fucking haunt.

1545
01:23:59,863 --> 01:24:01,062
You having fun, Bobby?

1546
01:26:02,715 --> 01:26:05,049
Help!

1547
01:26:06,284 --> 01:26:07,150
Please...

1548
01:26:08,318 --> 01:26:09,018
Bobby!

1549
01:26:10,387 --> 01:26:13,021
Please help!

1550
01:26:14,756 --> 01:26:16,422
Help me!

1551
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:19,556
Can anybody hear me!

1552
01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:32,667
I can't breathe in here!

1553
01:26:53,649 --> 01:26:54,151
Please!

1554
01:26:55,252 --> 01:26:57,352
Please!

1555
01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:13,995
Help!

1556
01:27:17,667 --> 01:27:19,267
Help!

1557
01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:20,000
Please help me!

1558
01:27:21,935 --> 01:27:22,835
Please...

1559
01:27:23,470 --> 01:27:26,038
Help!

1560
01:27:37,714 --> 01:27:38,780
<i>What's the best
part about your job?</i>

1561
01:27:39,681 --> 01:27:42,614
I'm... I'm not me
for five hours a day.

1562
01:27:46,421 --> 01:27:50,422
And if I can get out
of the tangled up mess,

1563
01:27:50,423 --> 01:27:53,156
that is my head
and into somebody else's head.

1564
01:27:53,157 --> 01:27:56,192
All that pent-up aggression
is now taken out on somebody,

1565
01:27:56,193 --> 01:27:58,259
and, you know,

1566
01:27:58,260 --> 01:28:02,295
be as vicious and mean as I can
towards anybody to scare 'em.

1567
01:28:02,296 --> 01:28:06,398
You want to make it so that
they're not gonna escape.

1568
01:28:06,399 --> 01:28:09,667
Right? I mean, that's the thing,
we don't want them to escape.

1569
01:28:09,668 --> 01:28:12,937
If I were a zombie
and they came out here,

1570
01:28:12,938 --> 01:28:15,405
my goal is to eat their
brains and survive, right?

1571
01:28:15,406 --> 01:28:18,208
And, um, their goal
is to not make it out,

1572
01:28:18,209 --> 01:28:20,643
or try to make it out
if they can.

1573
01:28:20,644 --> 01:28:22,810
Um.

1574
01:28:22,811 --> 01:28:25,311
They're coming out here and it's going
to be their last visit anywhere.